Angry curtains

A middle parted fringe that has either gone wrong or will just not behave.the fringe should be straight but some wave or curl angrily destroying the look

"Have you seen the state of his hair? He's got proper angry curtains"
"I spent hours straightening my hair,then it rained and I'm stuck with flipping angry curtains.

by justabubble15 January 27, 2015

angry tarantula

When a woman's pubic hair protrudes from the sides of her panties or bathing suit bottoms.

When Aunt Lynn rose out of the pool, she flashed everyone her angry tarantula.

by Reddy 39 May 18, 2015

Angry Meghan

When a woman of Irish decent chooses to use a profound vocabulary to articulate her thoughts , or feelings.

Angry Meghan :

Possible sentence used during an altercation during a family dispute - " you can eat my corned beef asshole , then chase it with the shot of wiskey I just spit in " ~ translation : I'm very angry on how my sister is acting. All I wish , is we can all eat some corned beef , and drink some wiskey without being assholes.

by Wagwan-M&M May 28, 2016

AngryWin

The act of winning but you’re unable to be happy about it.

I was being cheap when I was playing the lotto numbers last night and when they drew the numbers later that night I won. But I only won a measly $500 instead of the $ 2,500 I would’ve won had I played my normal way! I WON by hitting the number at night .... but screwed myself by being cheap so it was an ANGRYWIN

by Cstile September 29, 2019

Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder

Also known as OCABD, it is a condition in which the afflicted person obsesses over all of the fine details while playing the game Angry Birds. The most common symptoms are restarting a level numerous times in order to achieve a desired result, and obsessing over getting a high score, achieving three stars, or gathering golden eggs.

Paul: "Man, is Gary still playing on his phone?"

George: "Yeah, he has Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder. He won't stop playing until he beats that high score."

by BirdsBirdsBirds June 18, 2011

Angry Lobster

When you shove your pointer finger up a girl's pussy and your thumb up her ass; then pinch your fingers together as hard as you can while screaming "WHERE'S THE MELTED BUTTA!!!!"

I gave Wendy an Angry Lobster, an she hasn't been able to walk right since.

by DeRiDeRfu July 3, 2008

THE ANGRY CAVEMAN

WHEN YOU RUB A5-35 ON THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN YOUR PARTNER'S ASS MAKING HER GRUNT AND WALK ON ALL FOURS

"YO DUDE!" LAST SATURDAY I MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR AND GAVE HER THE ANGRY CAVEMAN. THE BITCH WENT CRAZY"

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009