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AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES

A dumbass internet meme that revolves around a clip from Disney’s Hercules where those weird ladies on the pottery say “AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES” right before showing a clip of lightning fucking evaporating something random. Usually loud a hell.
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES, HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLT-
*gas tank explodes after being struck by lightning*
by SansAUNerd May 5, 2023
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And then I confirmation bias other people into believing me

He regretted it immediately!
A retard "You see, I call someone a name and then I confirmation bias other people into believing me. It's like I do the confirmation bias for you and then I expect the audience to ignore the fact that I'm an imposter."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
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life sucks and then you die

Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.
Life's a bitch and she's back in heat...yup.. life sucks and then you die ...
by broken down March 6, 2007
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life sucks and then you die.

The cold, hard truth. That and 42.
Example I-
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"

Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."

Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."
by lukewarmocha October 7, 2010
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One Hell of an amazing quote frim one hell of an amazing person! Used when in a real shity mood on a real shity day. quote speaks the truth, shit happens you get pissed, you 'll get over it eventually, this odviously happens a lot in life, so people get over it, cause eventually you'll die and it'll be all good!
DramaFreak:" You know what, everyone must hate me right know cause it seems like there all being ass holes."
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".
by DramaFreak March 16, 2008
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Every Now and Then Friend

A person you talk to every now and then. Usually someone in your contact list or Facebook friends you talk to every now and then, not really friends. just every now and then
girl: "hey did you text tyler?"
other girl: "No haha he's just my Every Now and Then Friend"
by rizzle;) October 23, 2010
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hit the sack... and then go to bed

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.
Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)
by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003
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