Alison

A beautiful, hott, sexy girl. One who thinks she is not pretty but is the most gorgeous person ive ever seen. she will one day end up with all she ever dreamed of, because she didnt take advantage of what she had when she was younger.

damn i want an Alison!!

by The (1) April 30, 2006

Amish Mud Hat

When an unlucky individual is changing the shoes on a horses rear hooves and the horse decides it's a perfect time to take dump.

Jebadiah's wife, Emma, was crowned with an Amish Mud Hat today just before breakfast.

by Stratratt December 29, 2008

Amish Jelly

1. (noun) A jar filled with ones own ejaculate, likely to be sold for consumption. Other uses include therapeutic message lotion, hair gel and sunscreen.

2. (noun) Fresh hand churned man cream that is then put in small jars to be preserved for later use.

Bob: What did you end up getting your mom for Christmas?

Stan: Well bob, I wanted her gift to be special so i gave her a jar of my famous Amish jelly.
Bob: What a great idea!

Kevin: what did you bring for lunch today johnny?
Johnny: My dad made me a fresh peanut butter and Amish jelly sandwich this morning.
Kevin: lucky! Can i please have a bite?
Johnny: Of course you can!

by wildsully September 23, 2010

Amish Paradise

AS I WORK IN THE VALLEY

HARVESTING MY GRAIN
I LOOK AT MY WIFE
AND REALIZE--
yeah, no

IT'S HARD WORK AND SACRIFICE LIVIN' IN AN AMISH PARADISE!

by [Username Not Found] December 16, 2019

Aliso Niguel High School

A high school in Aliso Viejo, Orange County, California in the United States of America. It recently made headlines when all school dances were cancelled after students went wild freak dancing and several students arrived drunk and in their underwear at a Back-to-School Dance. Their mascot is the wolverine and school colors are teal and black. The principal is Dr. Charles Salter.

Did you hear about Aliso Niguel High School banning school dances?

by <391 November 10, 2008

Alison

Alison is a fun-loving, honest girl, who loves to be with people that truly love and understand her. She's usually a brunette, blonde or ginger with beautiful eyes that make you melt. You can trust her with absolutely anything. Alison is an amazing girlfriend to all of her lovers. She's never one to cheat and she will always tell you her honest feelings about anything. Alisons are very independent and keep things real. Never puts anyone down she can have a bad temper and knows how to make u cry although she never would. Shes can arouse you with her body and steal your heart without even intending to. She always means well and is very righteous. She spends her time searching for love she so desperatly longs for, and constantly gets her heart broken. Sometimes she makes mistakes but ones you can always forgive just because you love her that much and could never loose her shes the type of girl you want to hold in your arms and protect her from everything and everyone. She looks and acts like an angel because she is such a sweetheart, and a believer. She always has your back. She puts everyone before herself and always tries to help everyone and push her own feelings aside. You will love her theres noone else worth it, shes simply perfect so loveable, beautiful and curvacious also very passionate, thoughtful and faithful. They have child like innocence although they can be very vulnerable and sexual lovers. Also are very successful and ambitious.

"Just think of that girl you dream about, the girl you wish you could call your own."

An Alison

by MaxxxD September 11, 2011

Alison

Often viewed as an Angelic or Divine being.

Can be found assuming the role of Mother figure in many social circles.
Legend suggests that Alison radiates holy light, while there is no conclusive evidence to support this, countless eye witnesses have reported on a blinding white light followed by the feeling of tranquility and euphoria when encountering Alison.

All was darkness until Alison's presence was felt.

by unselected January 19, 2017