The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment
"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."
It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.
"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."
It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.
by 2B+ June 7, 2022
Get the Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendmentmug. Section 1. Any individual who uses the text symbol “:3” in written communication shall be deemed cute.
Section 2. For the purposes of this Amendment, “:3” is defined as a text symbol depicting a smiling face with a playful or affectionate expression, often used in digital communication to convey feelings of warmth, joy, or endearment.
Section 3. This Amendment shall be implemented in the spirit of kindness and positive expression, recognizing that the use of “:3” signifies an attempt to spread happiness and good cheer in communication.
Section 4. No laws, regulations, or interpretations shall contradict or undermine the spirit of this Amendment, which is to promote a culture of friendliness and appreciation among individuals.
Section 2. For the purposes of this Amendment, “:3” is defined as a text symbol depicting a smiling face with a playful or affectionate expression, often used in digital communication to convey feelings of warmth, joy, or endearment.
Section 3. This Amendment shall be implemented in the spirit of kindness and positive expression, recognizing that the use of “:3” signifies an attempt to spread happiness and good cheer in communication.
Section 4. No laws, regulations, or interpretations shall contradict or undermine the spirit of this Amendment, which is to promote a culture of friendliness and appreciation among individuals.
by NateVRC July 18, 2024
Get the Amendment :3mug. When the president of your company alters the company's rules because your antics with customers and/or your expense account are pushing the boundaries of decorum or spending limits. The new rule is referred to as a Daley Amendment, not to be confused with a Daley Clause
Terry J is in trouble with corporate, he was at the Hive and The Pink Galleon last night in violation of Section 1, Part 2 of the Daley Amendment.
by That_meat_guy April 26, 2023
Get the Daley Amendmentmug. A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.
Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.
The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.
The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
by Bol'ead May 9, 2018
Get the Grant's Amendmentmug. Jessica saw a man on the train reading an article from a right-wing publication arguing against transgender pronouns. She reported the man to security and he was asked to leave the train because his actions had unknowingly offended Jessica. This was within her rights according to the 0.5st amendment.
by Raul (comes out at night) April 21, 2018
Get the The 0.5st Amendmentmug. 
A tactic used by opponents of a bill, often done by throwing a large amount of amendments to slow the bill with intent on killing it.
"Someone brought a bill into the floor and a lot of representatives are doing an Amendment Bomb strategy in order to kill it."
by Godzilla2019 May 13, 2025
Get the Amendment Bombmug.