Turd Ambush

A Turd Ambush is a surprise Turd Assault, since the victim doesn't see it coming.

I felt like I had to take a big crap, but it was just a Turd Ambush.

by WhiteyMcWhitster July 5, 2006

ambuleen

an ambulance speeding with lights flashing and sirens screaming to the scene of a disaster

The ambuleen went flying past us even though we were driving above the speed limit.

by Matoh Wakan February 19, 2009

Ambualitic

When one is in desperate need for an ambulance and its assistance

Pronounced Am-bu-litic

Person 1: *dying*
Person 2: Quick she needs ambualitic assistance

by ifits2.45howlongtill15minutes May 12, 2019

The Ambulance has got it's lights on

Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .

For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on

by Quantum Leaper June 5, 2010

Ghetto ambulance

1. When an acquaintance has too much of the wrong stuff at a party and is dumped at the front door of the emergency room

2. The vehicle used to perform said action

"Marty passed out from all the coke so they gave him the ghetto ambulance."

by VacuumVendor December 15, 2020

Randy Ambush

to kick the bathroom door in and ejaculate on your partner while they are defecating

i totally randy ambushed my wife last night

by randongulus August 22, 2011

ambulance chaser

the 95% of lawyers that give the others a bad name

She's an ambulance chaser with the law firm of Chasem,Screwm & Craponem

by Jake February 28, 2004