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Palo Alto

palo alto means tall stick and can be used in a sexual way, as in an erection
why is your palo alto foo
by fat nickle berry August 13, 2023
mugGet the Palo Altomug.

Alto

A addict who's so addicted it makes him gay.hes a soicopath and sucks.he sucks at socializing and always cries in his house.He is very anti social and very agressive and selfish person.
Stranger:Did you see that guy there hes so aggressive and anti social.
Stranger 2:I know right he's definitely a alto.
by Idkausername69 August 31, 2021
mugGet the Altomug.

Palo Alto poor

This is a term used in the SF Bay Area / Silicon Valley to convey that you’re probably making a solid living at $300+ k per year but are still considered “poor” (& lower-middle class) in this area.
My daughter works as a cardiologist at Stanford, but still calls herself “Palo Alto poor” because she can’t afford to buy a house in the area.
by NKJTW December 13, 2023
mugGet the Palo Alto poormug.

Alto

Alto is just a shortened version of "alright though"..

it's a quick and somewhat secretive way of gossiping about the sexy guy next to you.
Friend: Hey.. 2 o'clock!
Me: Daym! Alto!
by LeSquash September 16, 2017
mugGet the Altomug.

Red Alto

Someone that has a Red Vuse Alto Device, aka a Red Body, is very suspicious and you should stay away from this person. Normally this color device is given to them rather than chosen. Was it a choice or was it given to them by fate? Don't find out on your own
Person- "Can I hit that alto?"
Red Body- "Yeah here you go."
Person- "Ohhhhhhh you got a Red Alto. Never mind I’m good.”
by Anonymous_22334 September 23, 2024
mugGet the Red Altomug.

Javi el alto

tall person, heart of gold, always gives you a couple of puffs to drown your sorrows.
I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones, but it's the words that make me cry, Javi el alto.
by javithetall November 21, 2021
mugGet the Javi el altomug.

alto

sexiest male fortnite character that makes u piss urself
person 1: "i just bought alto!"
person 2: "let me se- AHHHHHHHHH" *starts peeing*
by mrsailor June 11, 2022
mugGet the altomug.

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