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Palo Alto poor

This is a term used in the SF Bay Area / Silicon Valley to convey that you’re probably making a solid living at $300+ k per year but are still considered “poor” (& lower-middle class) in this area.
My daughter works as a cardiologist at Stanford, but still calls herself “Palo Alto poor” because she can’t afford to buy a house in the area.
by NKJTW December 13, 2023
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PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA

It is when to your consternation you are put in their abusive driiling.

When people hate security at STANFORD MALL so much they start stealing and assaulting the people in security at the mall as the PALO.ALTO SECUTITY TRAUMA has gotten around big time and not only that PALO ALTO'S laws passed so people can practice PARSIMONY peacefully without anyone being able to ask anyone of anything to help out.
When that set me up.for pan handling to afford some food and they immediately trespass me out and the five dollars given

blows away in the wind you feel the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA when you come back after eight months and are treated wose not able to not only at dinner time to get something to eat but SHAKE SHACK.LIES about saying they will give you something renegues.
by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL April 8, 2022
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Alto

A addict who's so addicted it makes him gay.hes a soicopath and sucks.he sucks at socializing and always cries in his house.He is very anti social and very agressive and selfish person.
Stranger:Did you see that guy there hes so aggressive and anti social.
Stranger 2:I know right he's definitely a alto.
by Idkausername69 August 31, 2021
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Palo Alto

palo alto means tall stick and can be used in a sexual way, as in an erection
why is your palo alto foo
by fat nickle berry August 13, 2023
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Javi el alto

tall person, heart of gold, always gives you a couple of puffs to drown your sorrows.
I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones, but it's the words that make me cry, Javi el alto.
by javithetall November 21, 2021
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Altos

The altos never get the melody, there are those who despise their alto spot and wish to be a soprano and those who are proud and sing too damn loud.
"The altos are not freaking blending, as always."
by tingting00 December 14, 2019
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Monte Alto

Small little town known as the town that you miss if you blink. The legend has it that if you roll your window down and take a wif of the smell you might fall in love. Has the baddest bitches so don't mess around
Where's Monte Alto? Se come?

Remember when that girl from Monte Alto beat up everyone?
by EsaDee February 20, 2021
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