ALTERation

What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.

I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.

by QuacksO February 07, 2023

alter schlumpf

When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.

Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?

Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.

by Honigmädchen July 03, 2021

altered perceptions

Altered perceptions are a progressive deathcore/djent band signed by artery recordings, the band was formed in 2013 in lemont,illnois. They have 3 albums; void (released Sep 2013), from rise to ruin (released off 2016), and malice (released Jun 2018). To anyone who thinks these are the heaviest band ever, go suck a ducks bill... If you want heavy, infant annihilator

Man 1: dude altered perceptions are so good
Man 2: their ok
Man 1 l: they are so fuKing heavy!!!!
Man 2: *slits man 1's throAt

by Not Caleb foster September 11, 2019

alter-cation

A noisy dispute during a wedding ceremony.

"Wayne's World 2" contains a copycat scene of the alter-cation from "The Graduate".

by QuacksO January 06, 2023

altered entity fivem drift series

best fivem drifting event in history of gta

-what was the prizepool in the last season of altered entity fivem drift series?
-hmm, not sure, i think it was OATS

by notrevochi September 11, 2020

alter aeon addict

Someone who proclaims that they're finished with this terrible mud, but who still dreams about it.

Morpheus still uses jaws 6.2 and GMud32, be back chums I'm going to quaff. Wow ted, you're such an alter aeon addict.

by TedPaul October 22, 2018

Alter Emoji

The emoji that is like your spirit animal. Everyone has one. You use it so much you grow to identify with it, love it, and even get possessive of it. It can change over time. If you're good friends with someone you probably know what theirs is.

Guy: What are you doing tonight? *Smirking Face*
Girl: Trying to get in my pants?
Guy: No I didn't mean anything by it, it's just my alter emoji!
Girl: Yeah right *Face with Tears of Joy* you're always using the disco dancer!

by MonteCristo8 February 01, 2018