Alter Emoji

The emoji that is like your spirit animal. Everyone has one. You use it so much you grow to identify with it, love it, and even get possessive of it. It can change over time. If you're good friends with someone you probably know what theirs is.

Guy: What are you doing tonight? *Smirking Face*
Girl: Trying to get in my pants?
Guy: No I didn't mean anything by it, it's just my alter emoji!
Girl: Yeah right *Face with Tears of Joy* you're always using the disco dancer!

by MonteCristo8 February 1, 2018

alter schlumpf

When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.

Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?

Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.

by Honigmädchen July 3, 2021

ALTERation

What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.

I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.

by QuacksO February 6, 2023

alter-cation

A noisy dispute during a wedding ceremony.

"Wayne's World 2" contains a copycat scene of the alter-cation from "The Graduate".

by QuacksO January 6, 2023

alter aeon addict

Someone who proclaims that they're finished with this terrible mud, but who still dreams about it.

Morpheus still uses jaws 6.2 and GMud32, be back chums I'm going to quaff. Wow ted, you're such an alter aeon addict.

by TedPaul October 22, 2018

Alter Peego

A funny Instagram irony page with memes about Danganronpa, Gangsta Goku, and more funny things

Hey do you follow Alter Peego on Instagram? They’re funny af!

by Peego January 1, 2021

Cu Alter

The most powerful character in all of fgo. Cu alter has a chadness level of over 9000 and has gae bolged his way through the entire story.

Imagine not having cu alter in fgo.

by T/34 March 22, 2021