alter-cation

A noisy dispute during a wedding ceremony.

"Wayne's World 2" contains a copycat scene of the alter-cation from "The Graduate".

by QuacksO January 6, 2023

Fate Of Alter

Is neutral with every clan, snooze is a dwarf + danny's parries are insane

Legion : Bro Fate Of Alter is so trash, they don't have anyone good
Alter : Introduces Revenant, Shanks, Haroin and Rasu
Legion : I was joking
Also Legion : disbands

by Sin/Scion/Vhumui February 16, 2022

Alter Peego

A funny Instagram irony page with memes about Danganronpa, Gangsta Goku, and more funny things

Hey do you follow Alter Peego on Instagram? They’re funny af!

by Peego January 1, 2021

ALTERation

What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.

I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.

by QuacksO February 6, 2023

crack in the alter

Broken marriage

There's a crack in the alter

by anonymous August 1, 2022

Alter-nate

The act of beginning with a true fact and then, through sleight of mouth, transforming and converting it to BECOME an alternate fact. aka The "Con-Way" or "Conwafying"

Bob's voice was usually heard as truthful, but, if required, he could alter-nate with the best politicians and lawyers. Before you knew it, he had alter-nated up a brand new story for your consideration.

by You rReal Name August 16, 2020

Alter Toddy Tickler

luxpaws system alter named toddy tickler
He likes to tickle toddlers, doesn’t get in troubel with law because he can plead insanity.

“Lux tickled my toddler!” “Oh, no thats just The Alter Toddy Tickler.”

by .sinicism March 26, 2024