The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.

"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017

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Alaskan Tuxedo

A matching set of Carhart (canvas) pants and jacket.

Bill went to the wedding in Talkeetna dressed in an Alaskan Tuxedo

by AK Kid November 15, 2013

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Alaskan Avalanche

When you cum on a girls face, slap her with your dick, and push her in a pile of snow

Frosty the Snowman liked to give Alaskan Avalanches to kids when their parents aren't looking

by mik297 September 22, 2009

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The Alaskan Firedragon

When a man is just about to ejaculate while receiving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

Person 1: I paid some hoe i met on craiglist to let me give her the alaskan firedragon last night.

Person 2: What do you mean alaskan firedragon?
Person 1: well lets just say her nostrils were sticky but who nose?

by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014

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