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Alexandra Hills Pit

The Alexandra Hills Hotel is also known as the squeeze club, the flea pit or more commonly as 'the pit'. This fine establishment is located in the Redlands Shire, on the southeastern part of Brisbane. The Pit hosts dance parties for the youth of the Redland Shire to enjoy and can often be heard 'going off' on a Friday night. A typical crowd at The Pit can be broken down into percentages consisting of 3% of people going through a midlife crisis, 10% fat people, 15% of boys with rat tails, 10% sluts and 50% of people who think they have New Zealand accents. This leaves only a small percentage of people who are relatively normal. This figure is also representative of the population of Alexandra Hills.
Alexandra Hills Hungry Jacks
school girl 1: Hey babe, what are you going tonight?
school girl 2: I'm totes going to try and sneak into the pit
school girl 1: The Alexandra Hills Pit? Don't they like... frisk you there?
by lillymacdonald August 28, 2009
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Alexandra

The most beautiful woman you will have ever see in your life. She is shy and quiet when you meet her but get to know her she is is crazy. She is the sweetest girl in the world with the best sense of humor. The best person to go to for advice, a hug and a laugh. She is completely worth getting to know and just the best person on this earth.
My best friend's name is Alexandra. Isn't she great?
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Alexander

An amazing guy with a great sense of humour and amazing musical talent. He loves spending time with family and will always be found on his computer. Really amazing.
" I met someone awsome yesterday..... But I just dont remember his name...."

" if he was awsome he MUST have been an Alexander"
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Alexander Sangmoore

I wouldn't trust that weird cunt. Looks like a right Alexander Sangmoore.
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Alexandra

A best friend. She may be hard to understand at first, but once you take the time to get to know her she will always be a person you turn to. Her greatest achomplishment in life is living, as far as she knows, and to others it is her greatest achomplishment too, because if she wasn't living they would have never met her. She loves the attention of boys and is always caught flirting even when she simply thinks of that boy as a friend. She has a memory like no other and tell her your birthday once and she will be wishing you a happy birthday until you die. She has a pashion for singing and her beauty always finds a way to shine through. She always goes by Alex but when introducing herself she always calls herself Alexandra.
Boy: Who is that girl over there?

Girl: Oh thats Alexandra
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Alejandra

Italian rooted name,
Most Alejandra's are Beautiful and Intelligent. STRONG character. Positive, Confident. A sexy, bittersweet attitude, Direct, yet respectful and polite. Unexpected and Unpredictable. Sure of herself, knows what she wants.
Great personality and great listener. Good sense of humor. Humble and Relationship type of woman. Loves nature and Family. Very thoughtful, patient, and honest girl. Although quite a temper, when one upsets her and is stubborn for many things.
......"Alejandra!"
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Alexander O'Neal

Alexander O'Neal is an R&B singer who had a string of top 10 hits in the second half of the 1980s in the US, UK and also in Ireland. He was born in 1953 in Natchez, Mississippi but moved to Minneapolis when he was 20. He is best known for his 1987 hit "Criticize" which climbed to number 4 both in the UK Singles Chart and the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs chart. His songs are produced by the successful R&B producers Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis.
Sheila: Do you remember back in the 80s, everybody used to get on the dancefloor when the Alexander O'Neal hit Criticize came on?

Thelma: Oh yeah, great Jam that was!
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