It’s when alyssa is the only girl you want. She’s the only one you wanna kiss, she’s the only one you wanna cuddle, and she’s the only one you wanna be with
by Dr. WaWa September 13, 2022
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This does not mean Alexsexuals cannot develop crushes on other people, but that they only want to fuck with people named Alex
This does not mean Alexsexuals cannot develop crushes on other people, but that they only want to fuck with people named Alex
Person One: "Damn that guy looks really hot, don't you just want to have sex with him?"
Person Two: "I agree that he's cute but I just couldn't imagine that. I'm only sexually attracted to people named Alex."
Person One: "Oh, why?"
Person Two: "Its because I'm Alexsexual."
Person Two: "I agree that he's cute but I just couldn't imagine that. I'm only sexually attracted to people named Alex."
Person One: "Oh, why?"
Person Two: "Its because I'm Alexsexual."
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Get the Alsexual mug.An Individual who has an obsession, fascination and/or fetish for the Emergency Medical Services (including Fire & Rescue).
Ambosexuals can suffer from 'Hero Complex' cognitive delusions, Delusions of Grandiosity among peers and the general public, and Autism Spectrum Disorder. In some case, Ambosexuals pursue Pre-Hospital Emergency Medicine for morbid curiosity, sexual gratification and other sinister fantasies.
Modus Operandi of an Ambosexual includes (but is not limited to);
-The purchase of expensive medical and rescue equipment for display purposes only.
-The purchase or procurement (legal or otherwise) of official emergency services equipment (such as badges and uniforms).
-Regular conversation pertaining to the emergency medical services, regardless of social setting.
-Pre-hospital emergency care social media presence.
-Ideation of commanding officers, disdain towards peers.
-Poor understanding of their clinical level's scope of practice, poor bedside manner, poor performance of skills, high death toll.
Ambosexuals can usually be found as members of voluntary medical organizations, due to poor vetting procedure.
Ambosexuals can suffer from 'Hero Complex' cognitive delusions, Delusions of Grandiosity among peers and the general public, and Autism Spectrum Disorder. In some case, Ambosexuals pursue Pre-Hospital Emergency Medicine for morbid curiosity, sexual gratification and other sinister fantasies.
Modus Operandi of an Ambosexual includes (but is not limited to);
-The purchase of expensive medical and rescue equipment for display purposes only.
-The purchase or procurement (legal or otherwise) of official emergency services equipment (such as badges and uniforms).
-Regular conversation pertaining to the emergency medical services, regardless of social setting.
-Pre-hospital emergency care social media presence.
-Ideation of commanding officers, disdain towards peers.
-Poor understanding of their clinical level's scope of practice, poor bedside manner, poor performance of skills, high death toll.
Ambosexuals can usually be found as members of voluntary medical organizations, due to poor vetting procedure.
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"Hey Colin, I'm sorry I missed you at the 20-year reunion, I just couldn't make it. Was Jordan there?"
"Yeah Hunter, that's why you didn't miss much, all they wanted to do was show me their new Softails, their beards, and discuss manscaping. The smell of bourbon and spice body butter, pine-tar infused pube pomade, and hickory-scented ball powder was so thick in that place! It's like about all the guys in our entire class have gone alphasexual. I just no longer see them as men anymore."
"Yeah Hunter, that's why you didn't miss much, all they wanted to do was show me their new Softails, their beards, and discuss manscaping. The smell of bourbon and spice body butter, pine-tar infused pube pomade, and hickory-scented ball powder was so thick in that place! It's like about all the guys in our entire class have gone alphasexual. I just no longer see them as men anymore."
by Clay Rains April 8, 2024
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Ambisexual.
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