A liquid that leaks from an afro. Some say it is toxic. Others say that it will give enhanced athletic abilities. Scientists still do not know how afro juice is made, but they know that it is made somewhere in the afro's abyss.
B: Stop shaking your head! You're spraying afro juice!
A: What's so bad about that?
B: It could kill me!
A: Naw, it'll make you jump higher.
A: What's so bad about that?
B: It could kill me!
A: Naw, it'll make you jump higher.
by Zakopolis January 01, 2011
by lizo July 25, 2006
That afro bush had such thick underbrush and was so overgrown that I lost my wallet and car keys in it.
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
by Lynni September 26, 2004
Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-delusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-delusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?
Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?
Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...
by Wikkid Dragon March 05, 2006
The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.
by Mighty Whitey August 08, 2003
The richest,smartest, coolest kid in town. He lives in a house the size of a hotel, but doesn't own the house. His casual wear is usually rockin a V-neck. He loves to bike around town and f**k s**t up.
I'm felling a little Michael Afro today, so I think I'll wear my watch with a v-neck and shred bars of gold over my lunch.
by Car37 December 19, 2014