Afro Juice

A liquid that leaks from an afro. Some say it is toxic. Others say that it will give enhanced athletic abilities. Scientists still do not know how afro juice is made, but they know that it is made somewhere in the afro's abyss.

B: Stop shaking your head! You're spraying afro juice!
A: What's so bad about that?

B: It could kill me!
A: Naw, it'll make you jump higher.

by Zakopolis January 1, 2011

white afro

a white person, or person who is not black, who has large hair resembling an afro

kevin-dude, that kid has an afro? but hes not black!
adam- yea i know, he has a white afro

by lizo July 25, 2006

afro bush

Lush, unruly, kinky pubic hair.

That afro bush had such thick underbrush and was so overgrown that I lost my wallet and car keys in it.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

afro-rican

Is what a half black and half puerto rican is called.

Since my mom's puerto rican and my dad is black,i'm an afro-rican.YAY!

by Lynni September 25, 2004

Afro-Denial

Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-delusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.

Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?

Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...

by Wikkid Dragon March 5, 2006

afro-engineered

The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.

Tyrone's bumper fell of his car so he afro-engineered it by super gluing it back on.

by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003

Afro-Philadelphian

A person of African ancestry or descent who resides, or has resided, for a length of time in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. An implication of a hard life, or coming up in the struggle in one or both places is implied.

Term coined by Roots MC 'Black Thought' during a segment on 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon'.

"Things might be difficult, but I'm an Afro-Philadelphian. I'll survive it."

by Mr. Fivendime June 25, 2009