Affinitize

To gather and group like items in an iterative manner

to affinitize means to group or gather. to collect. An action performed by someone who actively groups or organizes ideas, thoughts, or events.

by decaturdoglio July 28, 2011

Affirmationists

A team of people who validate/confirm your perceptions, feelings, ideas, etc

My affirmationists boosted me out of my depression

by Shell true December 18, 2016

affic

The amount of booty traffic in a location or hallway usually at schools, sporting events, and defiantly at beaches

Damn bro, look at all the affic going by rn, I’m drooling.

by Bzh_Beef May 29, 2018

affiliate marketing

A marketing practice based on the internet in which affiliates are rewarded for marketing on the behalf of other companies, bringing customers/visitors to the business's site.

A company, such as Tatto Media, takes part in affiliate marketing by rewarding it's affiliates for lead generation by way of commissions per lead.

by CrystalD June 23, 2008

Affirmatron

Required in situations where a "Yes" or a "I Understand" just simply doesnt cut it....

Person 1: We have 18 seconds til the planet we are on simultaneously combusts and erodes, within 10 seconds we shall be eaten by carniverous zombies.... and you ask me what is the best option at Subway????

Person 2: Affirmatron.

by The M-Train May 19, 2009

Loosely Affiliated

When one is "roughly" dating a girl but, for whatever reason, you do not want your friends and random slampieces to know that you are committed to that girl. Aka slightly less than dating but slightly more than just hooking up.

Donald: " Danny, I didn't know you were dating her?"

Danny: "Oh hell nah, we are just loosely affiliated"

Donald: "Oh congrats"

Danny: "Woooooooooo"

by djwhtrhino May 19, 2010

The Fry Affirmation

In an argument between two or more parties, at any time one party may invoke the Fry Affirmation. That is to say if that person can find any documented evidence that Stephen Fry broadly agrees with their stance on the matter, then said person automatically wins the argument.

Please note the Fry Affirmation applies to documented evidence only. If you happen to have Stephen Fry to hand during an argument please see Fry Arbitration, The for more information.

Maisy: Can you action this for me please?

John: Sure... If you can ask me again without brutalising my ears with your ugly noun/verbage. I don't see why in the 20th Cen... What... What are you doing?

Maisy: I'm searching for a video that I think may interest you.

John: Oh... Wait a minute. Are you about to invoke the Fry Affirmation? Because I'm...

Maisy: Here we go... To paraphrase: Mr Stephen Fry thinks we should relax about the ever evolving use of language and he specifically references the acceptability of nouns used as verbs.

John: I'm sorry - You were right. If you need me I will be actioning that task you gave me.

by axolotl5 October 10, 2011