YOU FUCKING ACORN CUNT
by Kokoro-chan September 09, 2011
Acorn dicking describes the occasion in which a person decides to go on a spree of using chipmunks and/or squirrels as pocket pussies. After the act is done, the human proceeds to chuck or punt the tree critter as far as it may go.
“Hey chuck, wanna go acorn dicking today??”
“Ooowiee Chester that sounds like a bright idea for this kinda day”
*proceeds to enact a sexual holocaust on chipmunks* (big oof)
“Ooowiee Chester that sounds like a bright idea for this kinda day”
*proceeds to enact a sexual holocaust on chipmunks* (big oof)
by Bruhbruh420420 September 19, 2019
When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.
"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"
by reversefront September 03, 2016
Meaning that a penis is so small, that it has the resemblance of an acorn on an oak tree, like a small bulb when it hangs off the body.
by pwnstar76 March 25, 2010
girl: “hope you end up in a grave soon; you dumb prick”
boy: “wow you really hit the acorn with a stick”
boy: “wow you really hit the acorn with a stick”
by grapefruittrees June 15, 2020
by SavageAsf May 01, 2016
The roblox acorn head is basically a starter roblox character it has Chester hair aka acorn hair and some great clothes
assbeater420: hey stupid acorn head
acorn head: I have your ip
assbeater420: no you don’t
acorn head: (ip address here)
assbeater420: that isn’t my ip you Roblox Acorn Head lookin ass
acorn head: I have your ip
assbeater420: no you don’t
acorn head: (ip address here)
assbeater420: that isn’t my ip you Roblox Acorn Head lookin ass
by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 23, 2022