Brief Accident

When somthing has happened to you by your briefs this could be a wedgie.
One day i was at high school and it was dinner, i saw the school bully but i thought they didnt see me. Sadly i was the bullys main target and saw me right when i was not expecting it. At this moment i new there was gona be a brief accident. The bully and some of there friends dragged me to the changing room and hung me on the coat pegs by my briefs. This was a proper brief accident.
by King Bob the second July 31, 2021
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Buy accident

When you accidentally hit "add to cart" more than once. Then go ahead and buy two instead of one!
I only realised I'd bought 2 in a buy accident after I'd paypal'd.

Ebay ad: selling surplus after buy accident purchase.
by Davidch999 September 14, 2012
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freak accident

Something that happens that is so incomprehensible that only a freak could have it happen to them.
A freak accident happened when Tori was born...
by Ridgeback September 04, 2006
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car accident

adj. phrase that describes something so horrible yet unusual that you continue to look even though you don't really want to see. Like a car accident it is human nature to gawk even though we may not like seeing the results
Did you see the car accident top that fat lady was wearing? I swear it showed 12 inches of cleavage. I couldn't stop staring.
by Cliff96 August 01, 2005
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Traffic Accident

The act of defecating on your partners genitals and once done, drag your ass from the zone of defecation, towards the head. Creating a skid mark... Resembling a car skidding out of control, leaving marks that lead to the nasty pile up at the end.
"I got freaked out first time she asked me to give her a Traffic Accident but then she tossed my salad and...
It's like a Hot Karl, with a little twist.
by torontonian000005 November 21, 2008
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before the accident

A phrase uttered after saying something for which it fits, as judged by the speaker (usually it is said after mistakenly uttering a phrase that you know will come across as nostalgic in some way, often starting with the words "I used to..."). Alternatively, can be "BTA," "since the accident," or "STA." Usually accompanied by a stoic, nostalgic, headtilt when said in person.
I used to like Colbert... before the accident.

What's up with 3pac?
She's always been that way... since the accident.
by Belonky April 29, 2009
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Indian Accident

Have you ever seen a Native American woman wearing one of those big colorfull dresses? They don't wear underwear underneath and they will squat wherever they have to go bathroom, the dress hides the whole process, so when they get up a spot appears out of nowhere.
She made an Indian Accident in the aisle of walmart becuase she drank a lot of fire water in the parking lot and was to lazy to go to the restroom. Yahtahey!
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