by omg1101112 June 8, 2009
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Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttocks. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.
The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.
The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttocks. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.
The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.
The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
by boyracer December 20, 2008
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Jen: I totes had the best hun cal froyo at Pinkberry yest but now I'm on a low cal diet so I can be skinz.
Abreves for: I totally had the best hundred calorie frozen yogurt yesterday but I shouldn't eat sugar anymore because I need to be skinny.
Abreves for: I totally had the best hundred calorie frozen yogurt yesterday but I shouldn't eat sugar anymore because I need to be skinny.
by marzmarz October 1, 2011
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"Oh God those Abrezombies, I don't want to be them!"
by Carlos Ramirez April 18, 2005
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by k February 14, 2005
Get the abreve mug.Do you really care that much about what other people wear? I mean i dont really wear abercrombie but seriously guys, thats ridiculous! How does other people's clothing affect you? To be blunt, I think you guys need to find something better to do with your time than talk about the clothes you hate. GET A LIFE!!!!
by Caleb Smith June 1, 2006
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