alotabit

a high percentage of anything. A large quantity. More rather than less.

Tom liked the pasta alotabit while Dominic lliked it a little bit and Linda just hated it.

by The Dacting Inventor December 10, 2007

abothen

Usually used sarcastically (and wid dramatic mock disgust)as a retort to stupid-ass behaviour or remarks

Bob: DO humans give birth to their young?
Joanna: ABOTHEN!you see any humans laying eggs recently?

Bob:Should i help pull you out of the well now?
Joanna: Abothen??!you want me to die ar??

by joanna January 5, 2005

Tony Abbott

A stupid dickhead that the Australian people voted Prime Minister. He is a racist, sexist dumbfuck who doesn't care for our environment and has given Australia a bad name by even existing.

Person One: Who did we vote PM again?
Person Two: That stupid dick face Tony Abbott
Person One: Oh right!

by rokitokipokimokinokikokiwoki June 18, 2014

Absotively Posilutely

A confirmation, made whimsical from swapping word-endings... The usage goes back at least as far as "Dirty Duck", a comic strip (graphic novel) written by Bobby London in the 1970's, including the tag line: "Posilutely, Weevil!" "Absotively, Mr. Duck!".

This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"

Blunting the offense of doubting someone: "You'll be on time, then? Absotively?", "Oh, posilutely!" (Absotively Posilutely)

by DocRob11 July 11, 2010

Alot

The Alot is an imaginary creature used as a coping mechanism used by lovers of proper grammar. Instead of becoming angry at the incorrect use of 'a lot' found throughout the internet, the Alot allows the grammar-lover to imagine a sentence that actually makes grammatical sense.

The Alot looks like a cross between a bear, yak and a pug dog, and was created by the author of Hyperbole and a Half. Original description (with pictures) can be found there.

"I am sad, Alot." (I am sad a lot.)

"I care about this Alot." (I care about this a lot.)

by PhatAura April 18, 2010

abotu

1. A common misspelling of about.
2. Your best buddy.
3. Some sort of word in Swahili, I think.

I was abotu define abotu in urbandictionary.com when I found out my friend already did it for me and gave me a rusty trombone.

by The Goblin Jr. May 20, 2007

sir smokes alot

Dave Chappell'es character in Half Baked. Burnt out rapper who smoked the sweet sweet cheeba. Sang the song "When life is hard pick up the card with the smiley face call him over to my place"

we got to go see sir smokes alot

by Bob December 15, 2004