Sexually awake

Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".

Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.

In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".

Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.

by Petey Mik April 11, 2008

Anakelly

Anakelly is a rare person to find. She is a beautiful and caring friend. Mess with her loved ones she messes with you. She loves doing art and laughing. She is competitive when it comes to competition. She loves her friends and family with all her heart!

Anakelly loves her friends and family

by Itzel Espinoza November 11, 2016

Awakenerosis

The fear of waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, only to have to go through the effort of trying to get back to sleep.

I really hope Jannis can recover from her Awakenerosis, she’s been looking more tired lately.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

awakeoikawa

awakeoikawa is a content creator on tiktok who is very funny and i am very proud of them. Whenever they post I get very happy and I love them very much :) <33

'have you heard of awakeoikawa on tiktok?'
'awakeoikawa is one of my fav moots' <3

by tetsuroubrainrott December 29, 2021

abatedstarfish

A pinheaded looking white kid that does wrestling and sweats in hypixle bedwars when you come into a fight with an abatedstarfish you are sure to lose in Minecraft, in real life if you are any taller than 4,2 (his hight ) then you will probably win this kid might be a wackadoodle but a good friend once you meet him just don't get to close he is a trump supporter and likes man and will try to talk about balls all the time from you friend the lost sock

hey that guys gay don't you mean an abatedstarfish

by dehsbfhsgvhchsjdbhsgdchgvchgsf February 2, 2022

dead awake

When you wake up in the morning, but you are unable to move.

She was dead awake when her alarm went off.

by Gthang17 September 17, 2016

New Awaken

An amazing realm where people and gravel live together in capitalist city

Man i love this realm called New Awaken

by NEWAWAKEN October 27, 2019