african barking spider

a fart

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"

by mat81 February 25, 2009

africa land

-very far away
-sometimes used to exaggerate how far away something is

Vinny: wanna go to East coast Psychedelics?
Dean: nah that's like out in africa land

by JGHS12 April 8, 2009

African ket

A particularly potent form of the dissociative drug ketamine, imported from the exotic plains of Africa, where it is used to tranquilise rhinos and elephants. Legend has it, African tribes used this sacred substance to help them communicate on the same level as common wildlife.

Side effects include involuntary animal noises, crippled walking ability and a compulsive need for more ketamine.

<Dave> Fucking hell, that was some strong ket.
<Steve> Yup, some of that African ket, fresh from the Saharan plains.
<Dave> Fuck man. How you finding it Pete?
<Pete> Meehhhh!! MURRRRR!!!! MURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

by Strachman January 17, 2010

South Africa

A country that is in sy moer in with a lot of potholes, And the president is an ass.You will altyd look drunk of dodging the potholes

South Africans:
" Bloody eskom!!"

by Jagter October 18, 2022

African-American

A term commonly used to refer to American blacks, who by now are no more african than any other american.

"Now they're calling us African Americans," said Bill Cosby, "We used to be black."

by Killing Kittens October 24, 2004

African Concrete

Rarely used name for "black tar"

Man u got the african concrete?
Hell ya G! Its chillin in my car right now.

by [DT] April 13, 2009

African squeak shoe

Another name for basketball for obvious reasons.

Are you going to watch African squeak shoe tonight? Miami Heat is playing . . . I don't know, some other team. I don't fucking watch basketball.

by Dr. Swango July 12, 2013