Tit Rug

An repulsive amount of pubes on a human male chest.

Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, and David Hasselhoff would never have achieved the level of fame they have without the demonic influence of their tit rugs.

by The Crisco Kid February 05, 2007

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Shredding Rug

An act of dancing where there are no rules. Anything goes. It usually entails getting low, making ridiculous faces, and falling flat on your face. Strobe lights contribute to the act of tearing as well as Britney Spears.

One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.

Boy1: Hey did you see Kristin dancing last night? She was intense.

Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!

by Forgione April 22, 2008

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Rug Muncher

Offensive slang name for a lesbian

"That damn Rug Muncher took my flannel and my girlfriend." said Jason

by The Names Luna May 20, 2018

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rug up

to put on lots of clothes in anticipation of going somewhere bloody freezing.

"I'm off to Scotland for a tour in October" "hrmm, you'd better rug up for that one"

by jimbob909 September 28, 2008

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rug humper

1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs

2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers

3. rug buned dick

hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky

wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair

my dick hurts ,, its rug burned

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009

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