Jasper

A man who only knows how to solve a pyraminx and is also Arabic

Hi, I'm Jasper. I'm from the Middle East

by Qwertz Is Cool Nobody is Dumb September 17, 2019

jasper

A man from Melbourne, usually doing strange things to male grizzly Bears.

Whats Jasper doing to that bear.

by jasmannoan March 30, 2009

Jasper

When you need more than 1 roll of toilet paper after taking a shit, you've pulled a Jasper.

Person 1: Did you liked your kebab last night?
Person 2: No i didn't, it gave me a Jasper.
Person 1: Auwchh..

by Pitbull_123 June 15, 2011

Jasper

A name used to describe a hopeless lover.

Yo man you need to grow some balls and stop being a Jasper!

by Kassanu November 6, 2008

Jasper

Someone with a big round buttocks usually height challenged and light skin

Man #1 "yo did you just see her ass bruh"

Man #2 "yea bruh she had the Jasper

by klark kent July 24, 2014

Jasper

To bite the head of a dick off.

His dog jasperd him

by JakeH434 July 2, 2009

jasper

its that fucking gay dog from family guy who has that gay asian faggot name hablo or w/e. Also known as brian's cousin

Fuck Jasper u gay fag.

by dsadas November 1, 2007