Dick In The Mist

A man who sits in the corner and watches others have sex. While the mist is not literal, some men bring fog machines with them to be true to their names. It is typical for a dick in the mist to masturbate and ultimately ekaculate while watching sex, but is not necessary.

I was just trying to be a dick in the mist last night at the gangbang, when out of nowhere they asked me to be a pluffer. Last time I'll be hanging out with them!

by IAmTheWhale July 03, 2014

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lady-mist

When a girl gets a little turned on by something and mists up in the lady garden.

Usually something she shouldn't get turned on by.
Like a sexual blush but not of the face.

Generic Teen 1; "Did you just lady-mist up over that topless photo of R-Patz?"
Generic Teen 2; "A little."
Generic Teen 1; "Eww"

by crashtragic101 May 11, 2010

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Flush Misting

When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.

Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?

Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...

by Neil'sDadisABumber June 10, 2016

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The White Mist

Spraying your jizz into the back of an electric fan, making sure that the fan blows your load out, in a shotgun like fashion.

Use The White Mist on a girl that is asleep.
Use The White Mist in a contest to see who can get the best range/distance.
Use The White Mist onto a dart board.
Use The White Mist on a pass out friend.

by inevitable_innovator July 05, 2009

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