The White Mist

Spraying your jizz into the back of an electric fan, making sure that the fan blows your load out, in a shotgun like fashion.

Use The White Mist on a girl that is asleep.
Use The White Mist in a contest to see who can get the best range/distance.
Use The White Mist onto a dart board.
Use The White Mist on a pass out friend.

by inevitable_innovator July 4, 2009

Dick In The Mist

A man who sits in the corner and watches others have sex. While the mist is not literal, some men bring fog machines with them to be true to their names. It is typical for a dick in the mist to masturbate and ultimately ekaculate while watching sex, but is not necessary.

I was just trying to be a dick in the mist last night at the gangbang, when out of nowhere they asked me to be a pluffer. Last time I'll be hanging out with them!

by IAmTheWhale July 3, 2014

Foggy mist

When a man tucks his PP between his legs and farts at the same time.

(Foggy mist) when you're at a party with a bunch of friends in the weird chick ask Who's down the foggy Mist me.

by Hunkchunky91 May 12, 2020

Ocean mist

When a mermaid squirts
Usually tasting of saltwater and seaweed

I fucked that girl last night and she ocean misted all over me.

Man must have been a mermaid

by Butthole Betty February 3, 2022

whiff the mist

Is to catch the scent of a womens snatch who`s intent is to arouse the prey she is stalking.

Calf`s circled our lunch table twice purposely to gain our attraction with her moist sex juices and we were able to whiff the mist.

by kevinandkenny June 12, 2011

the arbor mist

The act of ejaculating into a fan and letting it mist over someones naked body.

"Lay down honey and let me give you the arbor mist"

by Izzaho February 19, 2017

fist mist

male ejaculate produced from masturbation.

Sweetheart, I'm so sorry I got fist mist on your slippers! I didn't realize you kept them so close to the bed.

by fffreddy August 13, 2010