Zooning

When two very hairy men rub their hairy ball sacks against each other to sprinkle a rain of pubes on a third person

Bro: "I can't believe you want to take your girlfriend zooning!"
Bro 2: "She loves that shit."

by LandlovinRabbit April 7, 2022

zoofin

hype; bumpin; lit; wild; dope

yo this party is zoofin

by zoofer February 11, 2023

Zoopitur

when you get so stoned you end up on zoopitur just floating through all time and space. high. just you. weed. and cool ranch dorittos.

guy one: Bro last night i was in zoopitur
guy two: bro fucking awsome

by L1ttle_R3d March 3, 2023

Zooing

The act of adding a nonsensical word to a manuscript in order to round up the number of words.

Zooing. This isn’t a word I’ve used but by writing this sentence I’ve just reached exactly 100,000 words.

by LayniBee August 28, 2023

Zooming

The act of taking a really fast shit where the shit comes out quickly

“I’m zooming at your moms house my toilet was broken”

by Ravager666 November 24, 2023

Zooting

The act of smoking marijuana whilst masturbating.

Zach! Zach! Are you Zooting or Edging?

by MrHe May 12, 2024

Zooting

A style of dance from a very long time ago, widely accepted to be in the range of the post-jurassic, pre-facebook era. Often performed with swing suits, funny shoes, and swanky headwear.

I convinced my buddies in this group text to go zooting.

by IslandStyle June 29, 2024