Sweet Zombie Jesus 

An expletive denoting great shock and consternation.

It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."

"Five dollars for the secret antidote?! Sweet Zombie Jesus! This is highway robbery!"

Sweet Zombie Jesus by J.F.K. October 31, 2003

Zombie Company 

1. A technically bankrupt company that is kept alive with large infusions of government money for the sake of "stability" in the U.S. financial system. 2. A large financial company with negative net worth that continues to operate, despite having no clear path to solvency. 3. The UnDead of Wall Street.

"AIG is the premier example of a zombie company -- kept alive only by $120 billion in federal bailout money. Apparently, it's considered too large to fail."

Zombie Company by Peter Kobs March 9, 2009

fringe-zombie 

Fringe-zombies hide their lifeless, empty eyes behind thick bangs, disguising themselves as harmless pale chicks with weird hair. They use kawaii hair accessories and brightly colored tight pants to draw their unsuspecting victims near, then slurp out their brains. Delicious.

Harold: How can she see with her hair like that?

Mildred: She doesn't have to see--she's a zomb. The undead track their prey by scent, not sight.

Fringe-Zombie: braaaaaaaains

Fringe-Zombie: om nom nom nom

fringe-zombie by Deiphobe the Androgyne May 26, 2009

Zombie Chat

The act of either having a instant message or text message conversations where nothing gets accomplished. Neither side is saying anything interesting. When either side realizes it they just say LOL or make a smiley face. The conversation is filled with awkwardness.

"Hey"
"Hey"
"Whats Up?"
"Nothing"
"Cool, lol"
"You?"
"Nothing"

I really don't think I should be going out with Amy, we always have zombie chats and it is awkward.

Zombie Chat by TheDKGeographyofTheWorld May 28, 2009

Wikipedian Zombie 

Someone who keeps clicking the "Random article" button on wikipedia in the hope of finding something vaguely funny or interesting.

The first 10 times he clicked random article he could still communicate, but now he doesn't respond to any sort of stimulation. It's no use, he's a Wikipedian Zombie now.

Wikipedian Zombie by Aexerus January 14, 2010

Zombie leg 

A condition that occurs in the legs when too much time has been spent on an uncomfortable toilet seat. A restriction in blood flow causes the legs to numb causing temporary paralysis in the legs making it nearly impossible to walk.

Hey, check out rob coming out of the shitter yo, looks like he's got dat zombie leg! He's draggin his feet!

Zombie leg by nairb33 March 4, 2015

sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick! 

Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.

Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick, we're screwed!

sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick! by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005