Zeus Logic

A very ambiguous yet genius train of thought, usually involves a lot of nostalgic references. Can be confused for mindless ramble, until you get till the end and realize that it was nothing but sheer brilliance.

Zeus logic is why i go to middleeasy.com everyday.

Zeus Logic by connertreffry March 10, 2011

Zeus 'em

an annihilation, or overkill. usually used in video games.

The n00b killed you; Zeus 'em!

Zeus 'em by attackattack May 20, 2009

Zeus Biscuit 

When a man takes a shit on a woman's back, stands up and towers over her before hammer-fisting the "biscuit" (fresh turd), and then tazing her in the ass cheek.

I gave my girlfriend a Zeus Biscuit last night. The scent still lingers, and I believe the tazer caused some minor brain damage, which is ok with me. We'll try the "Zeus" again tomorrow. Hoping for another rewarding experience.

Zeus Biscuit by ShinDigglett February 4, 2015

Zeus Deuce

King of all dumps of godly proportions

“Bro you see my Zeus deuce in the group chat?”

Zeus Deuce by chHAad February 10, 2021

Zeus Cannon 

A giant orbital facility created by the remaining governments of Earth, to be used as a final weapon against the Leonid Meteor which is the source of the alien Phantom outbreak.

The weapon uses a bioetheric laser several times larger from conventional medical lasers to blast into the crater, effectively destroying all Phantoms that reside within.

The Zeus Cannon is a proven, effective weapon; it will kill Phantoms.

Zeus Cannon by Tim Kedojeh January 19, 2005

Zeus Dick 

A dick that is so big and/or beautiful that it is god-like.

Wow, you've got a Zeus Dick!!!

Zeus Dick by Wackadoo January 24, 2009

Zeus's Blessing 

When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.

I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.

Zeus's Blessing by Safemilk March 14, 2018