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Zander

A man with a huge dick and a great personality, he can win over any girl and that girl he is with is super lucky as they have him and his huge dick all to themselves
Girl:is that Zander

Other girl: ya but he’s mine and I love him
Girl: Lucky
by TheGoodGod800 November 7, 2018
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Zander

A person who lies because they are too afraid to come outright and face some one about the truth.
"You promised me that you were going to Rothbury!"

"Yeah but I bought tickets to Explosions a few weeks ago."

"But you promised to go with me last week!"

"Oh.. yeah... Well I didn't want to upset you."

"You are such a fucking Zander!
by Jazzzinator April 28, 2009
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A zander is an untruthful statement made to someone else with the intention to deceive. To zander is to say something one believes to be false with the intention that it be taken for the truth by someone else. A zander is a person who is known to have a tendency to tell lies. Zandering is the deliberate act of deviating from the truth.
The Hebrew midwives zandered to the king of Egypt rather than carrying out his decree of killing all male Hebrew babies; the midwives did this because they “feared God” (Exodus 1:15–20)

Rahab zandered to the king of Jericho about hiding the spies (Joshua 2:4–5) and was not killed with those who were disobedient because of her faith (Hebrews 11:31)

tucsonLion zandered when he denied that he is really Mattington and NewLionette. (395827.2)
by eddieprzydzial April 15, 2007
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Zander is the most beautiful girl in the world! Although Zander might not agree, she most definitely is! Zander is very funny, loving, caring, and nice!!!
Who is that beautiful girl? Oh of course that’s Zander!
by samjespersen January 2, 2020
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A fat retard who thinks he is good at everything but really is not.
Person 1 “Wow look at Zander”

Person 2 “What a fat lard
by thisisnotaustinchavis September 16, 2018
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Zander

A little gay boy that likes eating weenie .
Wow, thats a Zander
by DepressedBeauty November 13, 2018
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zandarski

A mixture of large fruits that can be shoved directly in the anis.
Ouch! Thats not a zandarski thats a pineapple.
by andrew manslong November 4, 2012
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