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Keep Yourself Safe

Keep Yourself Safe typically means "kill yourself", as both words have the acronym KYS. Very useful for filtered chats as you can wish death upon someone without moderation being up your ass.
Ryan: "EZ LMAO UR DOGSHIT"

Kyle: "Keep Yourself Safe"
by BigBouncyKittys October 12, 2022
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Get a hold of yourself

Said to the one who is impatient, as a wish to the person to calm down.
- I can't wait until Santa comes!
(Bitch slap) - Get a hold of yourself! It's only September...
by Oli_SE November 25, 2010
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do yourself

to have sex with yourself, and you should because Lauren Jauregui said everyone should
Lauren speaking in her really hot voice: "Girls that do themselves!"
(meaning she thinks you should do yourself)
by plsfvckmelauren June 4, 2015
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cut yourself a switch

The phrase used when an adult asks for the person being disciplined to cut a switch from a tree to be beaten with.
"So, You set the Cat on fire. You better go in the backyard and cut yourself a switch boy!"
by Captain L January 13, 2008
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make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.
Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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fist yourself

Similar to "fuck yourself" but replaced with a more graphic term which increases the vulgarity. ..to "fist yourself" literally would to actually insert your clenched fist into your own vagina/anus.
John: hey, Bradie, you look like you've had too much to drink tonight, hand over your keys.

Bradie:.. fist yourself
by aNoN69 May 27, 2005
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