A speech by stand-up comedian Brian Regan, who talks about his speech mishaps, such as saying things at the wrong time, confusing people's genders, or saying an Involuntary "You Too".
Excerpt from "You Too & Stuff":
I'm getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, "Hey, have a nice flight".
"(And then I say) YOU TOO! Yeah, you have a nice flight too, incase you ever fly someday. Don't anybody look at me, I'm a moron. Don't know when to say the 'You Too' phrase. I can't handle it."
I'm getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, "Hey, have a nice flight".
"(And then I say) YOU TOO! Yeah, you have a nice flight too, incase you ever fly someday. Don't anybody look at me, I'm a moron. Don't know when to say the 'You Too' phrase. I can't handle it."
by JoeCool888 August 22, 2009
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YouThotters to YouTube are what Twitch Thots are to Twitch. The only difference being is that youthotters also have virtual youtubers within their ranks as of late whereas Twitch Thots are always real-life gals.
A: Have you seen Kizuna Ai's latest Q&A live session my dude?
B: Oh that virtual youthotter? No fam, sorry I prefer fortnight twitch thots.
A: Come on man! At least check out Marzia. She will stream on youtube gaming tonight.
B: No can do. She is too meh for my tastes.
A: You are no fun mate. At least Marzia is real, not some weebo shit.
B: Shut up nerd!
B: Oh that virtual youthotter? No fam, sorry I prefer fortnight twitch thots.
A: Come on man! At least check out Marzia. She will stream on youtube gaming tonight.
B: No can do. She is too meh for my tastes.
A: You are no fun mate. At least Marzia is real, not some weebo shit.
B: Shut up nerd!
by zzzSleepless July 29, 2018
Get the youthotter mug.Someone who posts Youtube videos about very mundane and self explanatory tasks. For example, the successful operation of a cordless drill.
Check out this YouTool, he posted a 15 minute video explaining the different settings of his laundry appliances.
by fishless12 June 1, 2016
Get the YouTool mug.A tool who is famous, but only on YouTube. Lacking any meaningful talent, the YouTool must continually amp up his level of douchiness to avoid inevitably becoming a has been.
The YouTool is the bro-like equivalent of a hot girl who got instafamous by posting whorish pics on Instagram.
YouTools typically have punchable faces and secretly harbor sexual fantasies about their mostly preteen audience.
The YouTool is the bro-like equivalent of a hot girl who got instafamous by posting whorish pics on Instagram.
YouTools typically have punchable faces and secretly harbor sexual fantasies about their mostly preteen audience.
Bob: Did that YouTool Jake Paul actually fuck a 12 year old girl?
Louis: The people that live at 1600 Vine are such YouTools.
Bob: I'm pretty sure that YouTool just fucked a 12 year old, but I can't be sure because after he finished he said "it's just a prank bro".
Louis: The people that live at 1600 Vine are such YouTools.
Bob: I'm pretty sure that YouTool just fucked a 12 year old, but I can't be sure because after he finished he said "it's just a prank bro".
by bigdicklouie69 July 29, 2017
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by Mikala1406 October 20, 2020
Get the youtoobin mug.1. Masturbating while on a work-related video conference. Named after CNN legal "analist", Jeffrey Toobin, who did this very thing.
2. Masturbation during a video chat.
2. Masturbation during a video chat.
by La Ranita October 25, 2020
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