yo mouf

When subject "A" puts "deez nuts" in yo "mouf".

Hey Kurt what would you like to do today? "I'd like to put deez nuts in yo mouf!"

by SirMasterKurt April 12, 2016

Yo Ma-ther

Another pronunciation of mother. Use in yo mama jokes and cheap insults.

Yo Ma-ther is so fat, she made the earth flat.

by Monkeygsun June 11, 2018

Yo mind, fool

"Your mind, fool"
Used by wiser African Americans to guide ignorant and foolish youngsters.

Jerome: fuck school, Ima rob the liquor store
Black Elder: you got to educate yo mind, fool

by Pizzlej August 5, 2020

yo mama joke

2nd grader's go to insult

some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Shut yo mouse

A funhearted misspelling of "Shut your mouth"

Person 1: "Nuck Figgers!"
Person 2: "Shut yo mouse"

by Sumsar March 16, 2023

so good you'll slap yo mama

When you have a great meal, like a good southern steak, that it'll make you slap yo mama.

Billy: Joe, what should I have on the menu?
Joe: Get the steak. It's so good you'll slap yo mama!

by Weirdo Sheep August 12, 2018

Yo Momma Titty (YMT)

The equivalent of "Your Momma", with the stinging pain of embarrassment left upon the victim for secluding one of your moms best assets.

Tom "This hamburger is sloppy bro"
Ben "Yo Momma Titty (YMT) is sloppy bitch"

by GreenVegas66 January 13, 2009