yo mama

The butt of all lame jokes.

Asshole: yo mama is so fat, she was... so fat!

Person:...
Person2:...
Person3:...

Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!

Person2:...

by hanes August 11, 2005

Yo Mama

A term of affection used when "mum" simply doesn't cut it. The person aquiring this name is much loved and respected by all the people surrounding them. They are loving, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, understanding and put up with alot of crap from their sons and daughters. These people are loved so much more than they realise, even if they realise that they are loved alot! Keep it real in the ghetto Yo Mama's, we love you.

Yo Mama how was your day?

or just

Yo Mama!

by Homie in the hood August 23, 2006

yo mama

your mother

yo mama's a llama

by sTeALtH September 11, 2003

yo mama

...is so fat, she is very self conscious about the way she appears in public

lolol yo mama

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

Yo mama

A bitch. Any female cum sucking slut.

Whoever says Eminem is a bitch. he will fuck yo mama.

by yo daddy July 13, 2003

yo mama

the target of many an uneducated moron's only comeback to an insult

1.) yo mama's teeth so messed up, when she smile her mouth look like it throwin up gang signs.

2.) yo mama so fat her ass has its own congressman

3.) yo mama so ugly that Triple H Pedigreed himself

4.) yo mama like a target, all them niggas get a shot

5.) yo mama so ugly, i took her to a dog show and she won best in breed.

6.) yo mama has pistolgrip ears and a flat head...for me to put my beer on

7.) yo mama so dark when she step out in the walmart parking lot in the daytime the safety lights come on

by C-Note and P-Unit July 16, 2008

yo mama

Yo Mama got one arm and swims in circles!

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama got one leg and her name's Eileen.

YO MAMA SO FAT....SHE WENT ON A DATE IN HIGH HEALS AND CAME BACK IN SANDLES!!!!

by D. September 30, 2003