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Yorkshire Slap

A combination of a Wormy, (which is where one puts their finger in someones butthole) followed by a Jimmy Tap
The Wormy causes the victim to thrust forward into the Jimmy Tap causing excruciating pain in not only the butthole but the balls and penis as well. These are usually exchanged as practical jokes or pranks between friends.
Quinn: nice Yorkshire Slap man!

Billy: i know, he wont be getting up for a couple minutes!
by honkrawerbois February 4, 2010
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Yorkshire Tea

The most powerful beverage in existence.
Coffee does not even compare.
(Year 2069)
Friend: “Yo how the fuck is the queen still alive bro?”
Me: “Why do you think she drinks so much Yorkshire Tea? That’s right.”
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New York Groove

To have it all. To be completely on the level. 100%. Top of your game. Nothing will bring you down because you're super cool, confident, and ready to eat the world with a big fucking spoon.

Inspired by the song by Hello.
Me: "Hey Brandon, are you back?"

Brandon: "Yeah, I'm back, BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE!"

*Wins a million dollars and saves the world*
by Lord Xanadu March 10, 2012
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Thom Yorke

The greatest man to ever live. The biggest genius to grace our lives. The most talented songwriter to walk the Earth.
Thom Yorke... the voice of a generation.
by Queen Geek July 26, 2004
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Fairytale of New York

Possibly the only Christmas song with the word "faggot" in it. Also possibly the greatest Christmas song ever, telling the story of two Irish immigrants in New York City, and how they have had a falling out because America wasn't what the boy promised the girl it would be. Written by Shane MacGowan and sung by him and Kirsty MacColl. Go look it up on Youtube. You will find it better than the same old Christmas songs.
"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot!

Happy Christmas your arse I pray God its our last." -a verse from Fairytale of New York
by Keith MacKenzie December 1, 2010
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Yorkasaurus Rex

A subspecies of the Tyrannosaurus Rex that has successfully repopulated the world today. The Y. Rex is prone to sudden random dinosaur-induced outbursts and often struggles to extend its arms with a ritualistic arm dance to increase the efficiency at which it captures its prey.
Dayumm, look at that yorkasaurus rex's pro fishin skillz!
by dwaiky December 3, 2009
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(n.)- A premature ejaculation. Not to be confused with the act of prematurely ejaculating or the actual ejaculate itself, this is the non-tangible objectification of the action "to prematurely ejaculate". This describes the demeanor of an object which can't hold onto an absurdly biased advantage or lead due to excitement and/or lack of skill/experience.
1. James was frequently picked last for every team sport in high school due to the fact that he was known to be a New York Football Giants (2010).

2. Did you just punt the ball to the most feared returner on the Philadelphia Eagles instead of kicking it out of bounds? Did said most feared returner actually return the ball for a touchdown with no time left on the clock? Did you just lose your 21 point lead and actually blow the game? You're such a New York Football Giants (2010).
by Herbstava December 22, 2010
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