Open a yogurt

When you lift the foreskin right before you are about to cum.
I was in my sisters room and decided to open a yogurt.
by 570mofo July 19, 2017
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yogurt niggers

Greeks are yogurt niggers
by AnonDoxy November 16, 2021
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yogurt parfait

A delicious and pseudo nutritious desert containing vanilla yogurt and in most cases various fruit pieces (Most commonly strawberries and blue berries) and topped off with granola.
I ordered a yogurt parfait from Mc Donalds... I wish I had bought another too...
by Oashisu June 20, 2008
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butt yogurt

the semen that oozes from an individual after anal sex.
"Dude, did you see that girl? She's got some serious butt yogurt. WHOA. And she's EATING IT, TOO! AND IT'S YOUR MOM!"
by dingledingle November 20, 2004
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Bum Yogurt

Bum Yogurt or less commonly used Bum 'Yoghurt' is an Urban phrase which has been used by Gamers across the world to explain the effects of game play which has a true effect on their constitution.

The origins of 'Bum Yogurt' are unsure although its common use between Gamers suggest that it was created by this community from the affects of Horror games. The nature of the game and increased levels of gore and violence have scared the player so much that its has given them 'Bum Yogurt'

A phrase used where the gamer has been so scared that they may have proceeded to defecate themselves through fear. This act of creating 'Bum Yogurt' is testimony to the affect of these games and the modern graphics available today.

Alternatively Bum Yogurt has cropped up as also being a health yogurt drink invented in Sweden and produced by Twinitus Technologies Inc.
That horror game was immense, it gave me instant bum yogurt.
by Ian Heywood April 03, 2008
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bag of yogurt

An incredibly unattractive brollic woman; usually overweight with no attractive facial features what so ever. Clothes appear to be from a thrift shop and odors tend to be repulsive. Engages in strange activities in the privacy of her own home and often offers blowjobs for friendship. Sweat stains cover the region where pools of sweat in the breast area accumulate; does not wear a bra and constantly draws attention to her unsightly breasts. Obviously doesn't get the hint that men don't want to have sex with her; despite any level of inebriation, sexual relations will not be had with aforementioned woman.
1. Beef: Awww! Who brought that smelly bag of yogurt over there?

Brock: *whispers* I don't know, she just invited herself.

2. Tom: Hey, look at that bag o' yogurt over there at the bar.

Morganzola: Oh.. I just vomited in my mouth...
by Reflookoo Jambee May 27, 2006
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Warm Yogurt

The act of a middle-eastern man having an orgasm.
Man, I pounded that chick so hard I gave her a plate full of warm yogurt.
by Hadito July 11, 2008
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