Yoda

Yoda was an infamous ketamin addict and serial killer. He was known for committing multiple vehicular homicides in his 2001 Honda civic and for stealing ketamin.

"Yoda stole my ketamin "

by Daonebest May 11, 2022

yoda

stands for "yo u dead ass?"

Josh: "Bro ur girl just cheated on you"
Me: "yoda"

by yodauser July 6, 2025

Yoda's

Wrinkled saggy tits

Also see Baby Yoda's

Yikes that girl got Yoda's

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

Yoda Note

When taking notes in class, you miss the first part of the note, but get the last part. Thus adding the first part to the last part, making it look like Yoda himself wrote it.

Teacher: "The colonists were in political unrest in 1745."

Yoda Note: "1745, political unrest, the colonists were in."

by BaseHit5 October 3, 2009

Yoda Asian Jedi

A phrase used by non-asians as a way of acknowledging an asian for his/her superior skills in math, tennis, cooking, drinking, or chess.

A corruption/improvement of the archaic phrase "You're the Asian, Jedi." Although currently in disuse, it is still widely used in a galaxy far away somewhere.

Matt: "Oh skillz, I got a B+ on my Algebra 2 test today!"

Sarah: "Good job, now I'll let you try my awesome beef stew I made just for you!"

Yin: "Psssh whatever, my Yakisoba still owns which I made WHILE acing my Calculus test!"

"Damn! Yoda Asian Jedi!!!"

by toppernotch6 May 17, 2010

Yoda pagoda

Where Yoda would meditate if he were a Buddhist monk.

Let’s get over to the Yoda pagoda to get into a better state of mind!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

Yoda me

A request for guidance on a subject that the asker is unfamiliar or out of touch with.

Geoff: Man I haven't been clubbing in years, Dave will you yoda me?
Dave: mmm, darker shirt must you wear to not look like glowstick in the blacklight, yes?
Geoff: Thanks, and stay close when we get there in case I get nervous
Dave: Worry not young Jedi, easy are the girls of London.

by Lucothefish September 7, 2009