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Wrap-N-Jack

When you masturbate in the shower while watching porn on your phone wraped in a sandwhich bag.
My wife walked in on me while I was cranking out a Wrap-N-Jack.
by neednottoknow December 13, 2010
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wrapping presents

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"
by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006
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Bacon Wrap

A) Verb. To take something that is already in a positive state of being and then elevate it to an unprecedented level of excellence by modifying or adding to it.

B) Verb. A deal sweetener.
Andre really bacon wrapped the deal by offering to deliver that muthafucka to LaRon's aunntie's house where he stay at.

The pizza shop hottie really bacon wrapped my order, she hooked it up with a free calzone AND extra ranch sauce.

If the bouncer isn't taking your $20 and is asking for more money, bacon wrap the deal by whispering a haiku in his left ear.
by A1MurderSauce October 6, 2012
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Wratchet

A person of low moral character

An uneducated and uncouth person

A person with a ghetto or Trailerpark mentality.

A Wantonly ignorant person

The act of engaging in antisocial, ill behaved boorish conduct

Thuggish brutish behavior.

A loud and boisterous person

Lacking in decorum and manners

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A delaptaed or rundown building

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Synonyms:

Hooligan.

White trash redneck.

Black Thug.

Low IQ
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antonyms:

Well mannered

Cultured

High IQ
Cindy has 7 children and they all have different fathers, her family has disowned her because she will not stop engaging in such "Wratchet" behavior.

The city has condemn the building for being a bastion of depraved "Wratchetness" were all manner corruption and wickedness takes place.

Two American solders were kicked out of the pub for being "Wratchet" drunkards.
by HOODYWOOD June 9, 2014
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eat my wrath

a battle cry used primarally before a missile or other explosive attack
(charges with rocket launcher) EAT MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!
(is killed by grenade) eat MY wrath, beyotch!
by Spaz De Kat May 7, 2009
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Sugar wraith

A white car with shaded windows and dark tertiary details.
Have you heard the post Malone’s new song Sugar wraith yet? Its based on his new white Rolls Royce.
by Lil Dickie! May 31, 2018
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Wrath baby

A World of Warcraft player who began playing the game during the Wrath of the Lich King expansion (13-Nov-2008 to 07-Dec-2010). This type of player is characterized by a lack of experience in difficult content and a sense of entitlement to epics without putting forth any actual time or effort. Most likely to quit shortly after the launch of Cataclysm.

The following behavior may also qualify someone as a wrath baby:
- Leaves a group after one wipe.
- Has never used crowd control and probably doesn't even have it on their action bars.
- Complains about the GearScore of group members, unless his own GearScore happens to be lower.
- Checks GearScore and/or achievement before inviting people into a PUG, especially for simple runs.
- Cannot find an instance portal even when given directions.
- Thinks that Sunwell Plateau should be easymode at level 80.
- Favorite class is Death Knight.
- Uses AoE during every pull.
- Starts running heroics immediately after reaching max level.
- Complains on the forums about the removal of portals from Dalaran.
- Paid real money for the Celestial Steed.
The raid leader is a wrath baby and said I needed 6k GS.
by Califia October 15, 2010
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