Woodcreek junior high

A good place to find drugs, especially weed. Look at the back, dark side of the building around 4:20

He got so high yesterday when he was at Woodcreek junior high

by ChikinPotPie January 22, 2019

Sick Wood

A medical term used to describe erectile dysfunction.

Kevin has to take cialis because he's got sick wood.

by The Floppy Cock Kid August 28, 2008

Sunday Wood

The act of having an erection the morning before church.

Hey, I got's that sunday wood. Praise the lord!

by creapz May 4, 2010

Ronnie Wood

Quite possibly the dirtiest old man in the world. 60 Years Old and Still banging 22 Year olds. Also guitarist alongside the human drug lab (AKA Keith Richards) for The Rolling Stones. Ex member of The Faces with Rod Stewart. Also has the most awesomest fucking hair you've ever seen. The man who most men would turn gay for.

1. Holy shit! That old bastard's pulling chicks like he's Ronnie Wood!

2. He plays that guitar like Ronnie Wood!

3. He's a Ronnie Wood.

4. OMFG!!!! It's Ronnie Wood. Oh, wait it's just a guy with awesome hair.

5. Hairstyle, The Ronnie Wood.

6. Man 1; "I would so turn gay for Ronnie Wood."

Man 2; "What do you mean turn gay?."

by Reverend Fatboy December 13, 2009

sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Norwegian Wood

Used often to describe the erection of a strapping young Norwegian.

Example 1:
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.

Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.

by poja December 5, 2004