winker wonker

a retard that says things that doesn't add up

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A: Yo I fucked my cat
B: why did you do it you winker wonker

by verticool October 4, 2019

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Nea Winkler

An indeed interesting... moodswingy... beautiful, Hmm, probably a delightful girl. Nea Winkler often get's it her way, since she has a strong bond with everyone around her, including animals, most people would probably agree with her. Not only is she perfect but trustworthy. She'll even treat you to a free meal... But she doesn't like to share her chocolate.

Me: Here Nea Winkler I bought you some chocolate.
Nea: Thanks for buying this tasty chocolate to me, I appriciate your kindess, but don't call me that :)
Me: No problem, Oh can I have a bite?
Nea: No?...
Me: Aww c'mon, pleasee?
Nea: Alright, I'll give you a bit of it.
Me: Thanks, you're the best :)).... Nea Winkler.
Nea: Alright you ain't getting nothing now.

by Alriiiiiiightiieeee November 10, 2019

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Flippy-Wonkers

Mid-West speak for Flip flops, Shower shoes, or Chanclas. In America TSA calls them Slippers, as in, “Excuse me Sir. Sir? Sir! Please put ya Slippers in the X-Ray machine.”

Correct usage, “Dad, my feet still fit my Flippy-Wonkers?!”

Incorrect usage, “Dad, have you seen my Flippy-Wonkers?”

by Dr. Elven Caulks September 3, 2021

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