Woman

Natural Queen; Giver of Life; God's most favorite creation.

It was a woman who gave you life.

by Gee_P August 24, 2019

Woman

A Human-being with ovaries, breast, and a vagina.

"And 'Woman' of the year goes to. Caitlyn Jenner"

by Area 51 Escapee May 24, 2020

Woman

Not funny

Women are not funny

That Woman is not funny

by Pee Gerald June 29, 2020

Woman

People without rights.

That woman is an object!!!!!!!

by Kankerlover123 December 3, 2020

Woman

An unfunny human.

Oh look it's an Unfunny human (Woman)

by anonymous January 13, 2021

Woman

A women is an object, that can often be useless when not able to do what it is made for.

A man: I'm going to work!
Woman: You are leaving this early!
A man: wow, I didn't know dishwashers could talk!

(i.e. dishwasher, house cleaner, cooker, giving birth. )

by Ted Bundy the 3rd May 10, 2020

Woman

Less dominant version of a male until around the modern era when they began receiving "rights" there by taking control of the male population often leaving them "whipped". Typically women are precieved as kind loving caring and at times erotic to the ones they love, but for those who are nothing but dickless douches and/or sluts there is a saying, "bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks." this phase which happens each month sometimes by choice is known as but not relating to "the time of troubles" aka "hell on earth." during this period I caution all men and women in control to be wary. They usually reside in da kitchen, assume something's wrong if elsewhere.

husband: go fetch me a beer honey. Troubled wife:get off you're lazy ass and get it yourself ass u don't do shit in this house get the fuck out. Husband:... 2. Wife: honey Go change the baby I'm tired. Husband: yes ma'am. *whipped* 3.woman: I can vote now! Man: shut the fuck up.

by Iamaman August 8, 2012