wizzank

Rubbish, not very good, utter crap, formed from the Snoop way of adding 'izz' to words for no particular reason - was originally 'wank'

Hey Jim what do you think of my new car?

Not impressed mate, it's a pile of old wizzank

by Russ T Bitz October 22, 2008

wizzpopper

the act of expelling a gas from a tight small opening, creating a series of popping sounds.

After hearing a loud wizzpopper, the room had a foul odor.

by momstheword February 4, 2010

wizzy jizz

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out

he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping

by tbar May 20, 2008

wizzical

Musical sounds one makes when going to the bathroom (#1.

I am entertained by wizzical sounds.

by Coconut head May 22, 2005

Splittin' wizzies

Getting your wisdom teeth removed.

a: Yo man, you splittin' wizzies on thursday?
b: yeah man, you nervous?
a: you know it.

by ahryc December 7, 2006

Wizzygoggs

Simple. Wizzygoggs can be whatever you want it to be. It’s a filler for any word you wish although the most prominent use of wizzygoggs is for butthole hairs.

What kinda wizzygoggs we talkin’ ‘bout? or My wizzygoggs are itchy!

by IEatBurgar December 6, 2019

wizzeed

It's weed to the dizz nizzle.

Let's smizzoke that wizzeed brizzuh. Ch'yuh.
I'm brizzoned because I smoked that wizzeed.
That wizzeed made me brizznizzoned.
Put that wizzeed in that pizzipe and get stizzoned bruh.
Ch'yuh wizzeed.
Come over and smizzoke some of that wizzeed.
You got any wizzeed?
I smoke wizzeed eredizzay nizzigzzzughuh.
I have the munchies.
Let's hizzot bizzox the whizzite hizzouse.
Smoke wizzeed ereydizzay don't give a shizzzit.
Check out my sweet wizzeed tattoo.
Smokin' wizzeed with snizzoop dizzoggy dizzog dizz.
Ch'yuh.
Smokin' satan's dizzick.

by Matt Graveline May 20, 2008