issue wise

When an addict is in the mode of tryin to get a fix.

Feening for their drug of choice.

Don't try talkin to Daniel today, cuz he's "issue wise".

Q:Whats Brenda's Problem today?
A: -- she's "issue wise".

by BayBayBay March 27, 2009

wise well

1 Used in place of “might as well” just because my family makes fun of me 😁
2 Used to make an unenthusiastic suggestion.
"I wise well begin"

I wise well go to the store and get a case of beer and drink it so I have an excuse for how I talk.

by West68 August 25, 2019

Penny Wise

Penny Wise is a clown who lives in the sewers.

Penny Wise and the ninja turtles are having gay sex in the sewers!!!

by DOGMAN_5676 June 2, 2020

shit wise

Smart but dumb in the same time.

In reality many people are shit wise today.

by lazypast33 May 21, 2015

Logan Wise

Someone who is named Logan and acts wise or smart, but is secretly gay and dating your best friend.

Logan Paul is such a Logan wise

by The Kool Cid January 22, 2022

Cornelius The Wise

Cornelius Loduha served below the headmaster Humphrey Loduha amidst the mighty Holy Slovakian War of the Eighth Century. Cornelius was a brave fighter, and eventually when Humphrey died due to wounds in the mighty battle, Cornelius took action and handed a defeat to the liberals and CNN at Biden’s peak. He is known to be the bravest warriors of Slovakia and his lineage has created the largest if not the largest, Slovakian dynasties of our time.

Teacher: Who was the bravest warrior during the times of the Holy Slovakian War.
Student: Him
Teacher: No, but he is basically is him.
Student: Cornelius the Wise
Teacher: blesses the student and kisses his nose

by thefarm July 2, 2022

dillon wise

A huge doucheface who does not give two rats assholes about any fucking one. loves Femshep as his waifu and also loves to make everyone's life a living shit. a weeaboo fagass who hates his sisters.

Fuck you, stop being a Dillon Wise

by Primarch shitlicker June 20, 2014