winddle

Getting the window and middle seat on a plane

When you are in the window seat and there is no one seated in the middle seat, you have the winddle.

by Jsm1 March 6, 2020

Windago

A man who never misses his shots, also a famous YouTuber.

Wow, Windago has a very nice posterior.

by Terfusti July 7, 2022

windtard

A person that blows hot air about climate change. They have zero to very little understanding of science but practice scientism (a religious cult like belief tied to marxism) and make derogatory comments like "follow the science." Yet can't even math. They are intellectually lazy and haven't read the studies. Always irrational and unreasonable. They are in favor of destroying the environment and ecosystems in favor of windmills and solar panels for a political win.

Karen is a real windtard. She doesn't understand that damage to the desert tortoises' ecosystem to install 100 square miles of windmills and solar so she can watch netflix on her ipad in her tesla.

Kevin is a real windtard. He is arguing that the Earth is boiling because of CO2. However, he hasn't read the peer-reviewed studies that CO2 ppm effect on greenhouse gas heating follows a logarithmic slope of Law Of Diminishing Returns. Meaning that CO2 ppm doesn't linearly increase surface temperatures. Rather the it takes magnitudes more CO2 ppm to have an increase of surface heating.

by Rad Physicist August 9, 2023

Cyber-windbag

Someone who insists on making inane chit-chat to you on MSN or other forms of text messaging services even though they have nothing real to say.

hr0w49er says: Hi!

bobby says: hey.

hr0w49er says: How are you?

bobby says: good. I suppose.

hr0w49er says: That's cool. How's your girlfriend?

bobby: We broke up.

hr0w49er says: That sucks. So what you have planned for the summer?

hr0w49er says: hello?

hr0w49er says: you there?

<user: "bobby" has quit the conversation>

by The all-knowing, all seeing Lehner. May he triump June 18, 2003

Break Windage

When a man farts so violently during urination that he has to adjust his aim.

Dude did you hear that? I had to use some major break windage to not piss all over the seat.

by Dezmo727 January 8, 2021

windjammer

Someone who tends to talk a lot, often unnecessarily, or about unimportant things.

I can't STAND phone calls from Janice. She's such a windjammer. I can't get a word in edgewise, and at the end of the call, I always feel like it's an hour of my life I will never be able to get back.

by AlexisD June 21, 2007

Windham

Windhamites should be careful when sending emails into the thumbs section of the area news. The postings aren't edited but they are censored in total (in or out) and your ip address is resolved right down to your identity due to a few townies who have access to the cable commission and comcast. Be careful folks they know who you are.

Retorts concerning Windham operations are censored heavily.

by MaryS January 25, 2013