Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.

by Spade of the Nation August 31, 2008

Wilder

Wilder is a man that is strong, passionate and powerful. His life has been far from easy, but has overcome so many obstacles. if you are his friend, you are one of the few and if you are his lover, he’ll love you forever. He keeps a small circle around him. It’s very hard to get into .he is full of fun, love and growth. some say that Wilder is so spiritually in tuned he can summon demons on command and put the devil himself back in hell.

Wilder

by anonymous September 20, 2023

Wilderism

Wilderism is when an undefeated seemingly unstoppable fighter gets handed their first loss by a better fighter and completely looses their mind and comes up with ridiculous excuses

Dude, after Paul got handed his first ever loss he's been coming up with the worst kinds of excuses. I think he's got a bad case of wilderism

by OhGreasy March 17, 2021

Wilder

A beautiful women. She is very independent and strong ! But be careful what you say to her because she is very sensitive and has a short temper . She is always wanting to help out and do little acts of kindness . Her beauty is all natural but she does not date often . She may come off as rude but she is truly a wonderful person .

Oh look how beautiful Wilder is !

by slimegurruuuuu May 16, 2018

Benjain reef 232 wilder road

Benjain reef is a gooner someone who enjoys masturbating to kids and parents.

“Mom I’m gooning rn!!” “Mom I just gooned to you” Benjain reef 232 wilder road is a gooner and should not be prohibited to walk the streets

by Benjain reef 232 wilder road February 7, 2024

Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.

That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.

by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016

Wilderness Feast

A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.

-Bro! I just landed like 50 fish at Wilderness Feast, I'll get "Master Baiter" for sure!

by Mr wolfen November 6, 2011