Winter wife

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, only to be dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy. If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue, the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her "boyfriend" can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.

Dylan: You're the perfect winter wife
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I meant, we will always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p

by Unintended November 27, 2012

winterlings

The cold-weather trio of hat, scarf, and gloves.

Better grab your winterlings! It's cold out there!

by YakHerder January 9, 2011

Winterlude

A winter festival in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. It includes skating, snow slides, ice sculpting competitions and just generally frolicking in Canada's wintery goodness.

We went down to Winterlude and went skating, it was nice.

by reallyreallyawesome96 February 23, 2011

Wienter

When a male goes outside without pants and it is snowing, this is the name for "dick frostbite"

Johnson: "Dude, I think I got frostbite on my dick. . ."

Richard: "Oh shit, Johnson! Wienter!"

by CrayolaYumYums May 4, 2011

Winter Classic

A sexual position incorporating an ice hockey net.

When we got done she asked what that was, I said the Winter Classic
The net is off its moorings, the Winter Classic is underway.
Puck sluts love the Winter Classic
If the crease has a stain, it's the Winter Classic to blame.
Did you hear about the zamboni driver and his wife last night? Did the Winter Classic so long it went into overtime.

by DonCherryPopper January 1, 2015

WinterBreads

an epic gamer who has a tendancy of bullying weebs.

WinterBreads: Hey weeb, your waifu is trash!
Me: Noooo!

by DegenerateOtaku August 18, 2019

winterwitch

Marvel's lesser known ship including Bucky and Wanda despite it only having 18 pages of fanfic on Ao3. The people who ship it scream when they are on screen together and will kill someone to make it canon

winterwitch is my otp

by Elevatornotworthy September 29, 2019