Wheeling

Wheeling-the act of picking up women, can be rated with with the size of the wheels, large wheels being for better at picking up women and smaller wheels for worse. There are many different types of wheels; monster truck wheels are for the men that get it done and hamster wheels are for the men that go nowhere and flat tire is just for failures. Can often be heard in the hallways of MPSJ, the birthplace of the term.

Example 1:

Man1: "Julian wanna come chill with da boys?"

Julian: " cmon man, cant you see that im wheeling? "

Example 2:

Man1: " hey have you asked her out yet? "

Man2 : " Nope, im still wheeling "

Example 3:

" hot girl " walks by -

Man1 : " would you tap that? "

Man2 : " yea ,but ive got no wheels "

by cromewheels November 8, 2009

Four wheeling with the turkey lady

A repulsive sexual maneuver when you are having sex with a girl with a warbling double chin. You jab your dick in her mouth, making her chin vibrate as she is making turkey sounds. Just before ejaculation you pull out and turn her around, going for the dirt road while she is on all four.

That Tom is such a quitter, I really wanted to get a hold of him but he was out four wheeling with the turkey lady all weekend.

Originated in Idaho, modified in Chicago, perfected in NYC

by Klascombat October 18, 2010

Wheeling

The act of hooking up just for fun with no attachments and no emotion.

me: I just want some wheeling.
him: oh, wanna be friends with benefits?
me: FUCK YES.

by fwbs December 23, 2009

Whelan

an innovator, a pioneer, an inventor, someone that creates something completely new.

wow, your'e a whelan man.

by apostropherex October 25, 2010

dick wheeling

Where you get you penis stuck in the alloy of a car wheel while it's driving.

Boy: Mum I'm at he hospital.
Mum: Oh my God, what happened?
Boy: I went dick wheeling again

by Wanking lord April 24, 2014

white wheeling

When you're the only white person in a group of black people

Smh look at Megan white wheeling over there with shaniqua and hussain

by Cameve April 5, 2017

sloppy wheeling

Putting a girls pussy over an exhaust of a motorcycle, reving that shit till she squirts on the tire, then you proceed to do a burn out only hitting the clit, slicking the back tire.

PUT HER ON HER BACK AND REV THAT BACK TIRE MID-STOPPIE ON THAT CLIT, GET SOME SLOPPY WHEELING

by revvin2018 August 13, 2018