backdoor welding

when a man take a condom. dips it in gas put it on and lights it on fire. Then puts it in a pussy or ass.

man, from all the scream and the smell of gas coming from john's room. He must be backdoor welding with jenny.

by x nanashi xx April 4, 2009

bag weld

The condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scrotum adheres to your inner thigh. A precursor to ball soup.

Art is hopping around rearranging his junk.
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"

by g-othermal October 18, 2008

Weld

The seam of skin between the bullet hole and ball bag or vagina (minge, gash, clunge etc)

I'm gonna kick you in the weld

by Weld Licker September 5, 2013

Welder's Gold

The act of urinating in a public urinal, and having the the urine splash back at you, resembling welder's sparks.

While Jimmy was at the bathroom, he had Welder's Gold while peeing in the urinal.

by LiscenceAgreement March 28, 2012

Weldon

a fancy 6-letter middle name sometimes given to enhance a common male first name

Joe "Hey, my name is Joe."
Jessica "What's your middle name?"
Joe "Weldon."

by JFanch October 11, 2010

woldsman

A fine stallion from East Yorkshire, who often has his way with Woldswomen

Waaa he is a fine Woldsman

by Woldsman February 15, 2017

Spot-Welding

An act of farting designed to punish the recipient, delivered by two+ individuals. The victim is tackled and held submissive, while the farter drops bare-ass on the exposed skin of the victim. Ideally, the fart is both hot and wet, simulating a "spot-weld."

After Josh passed out from over-drinking, I pounced on him and delivered some epic spot-welding on his forehead that woke him up.

by Kumaboss October 4, 2009