Welcome To The Machine

Definition 1: A great Pink Floyd song

Definition 2: A phrase used to convey how society/social media works similar to a mindless machine

Person 1: The social media is full of a bunch of people who will immediately follow any drama/trend like mindless sheep.
Person 2: Welcome to the machine

by some guy with a computer June 28, 2020

welcome to team fortress 2

After nine years in development hopefully it’s worth the wait

Thanks and have fun

Gaben: welcome to team fortress 2

Nebag: after nine years in development hopefully it’s worth the wait

by Fact core June 9, 2021

donut welcome

When a woman will squat over your face letting the loads of jism from her other boyfriends drip into your upturned face.

Ben got a big donut welcome after coming home early one day and surprising his wife.

by TheBeast691 December 9, 2008

Dutch Welcome

When a business-woman bends over in a provocative way at work to get a "rise" out of her bosses or to get noticed! This is usually achieved by dropping a pen or some paperwork and bending down to pick them up. The woman in question does not have to be sexy, or attractive but they themselves believe they are.

I've just been in Mr Biggleswade's office and his secretary Doris gave me a Dutch Welcome!

by UrbanHim March 13, 2013

royal welcome

When a newbie gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave ceril the royal welcome, poor guy will never be the same again

by jonbatz March 10, 2016

Brooklyn Welcome

Tipping the local Manhattan Island corner hooker to violently shit on and down your cock, effectively loading a dirty brown rocket into your man meat for you to later cum down her dirty gusset.

Crikey Goose, what's a prisoner gotta do around here to 'ave a good trip?

Ask that lovely lady over there to give you the Brooklyn Welcome

by Drert March 1, 2020

to pull a Lucky from Welcome

To suddenly and miraculously come back to public view after everyone thought you were dead. (Reference to the character Lucky from the 2007 Hindi movie Welcome.)

Alice: Did you hear about Kim Jong-un?
Bob: No, what about him?
Alice: Well he just pulled a lucky from welcome!

Charlie: Why the fuck are you buying a coffin?
Dick: Oh I just want to pull a lucky from welcome.

by unexistential April 25, 2020