Weiner Sniper

A guy who never misses the bowl when urinating.

Guy: 1
Dude you were hammered last night and you never missed the bowl...your such a weiner sniper.

Guy: 2
Why were you watching me urinate?

Guy: 1
We were having a sniping contest.

by ToadH January 1, 2010

weinerish

1. Sending a photograph over the Internet to a young, naive, or unsuspecting recipient where the photograph is lewd, explicit, or suggestive.

2. Using a dubious excuse when caught sending something inapprpriate by email, Facebook, twiitter or other electronic means.

1. boyfriend to girlfriend I was going to send you a picture of myself wearing your necklace, but I realized that would be too weinerish.

2. girlfriend to boyfriend Are you trying to tell me that someone else sent an email from your gmail account to my best friend asking her to have a threesome? That is the most weinerish thing I've ever heard.

by UCL 17200 June 18, 2011

Weiner Withdrawl

When a lady hasn't gotten laid in so long, she begins to go bat shit crazy because she so desperately needs the D. In other words-hurtin for a squirtin.

Damn, son.. she be going through some mad weiner withdrawls. She needs to get some before I give it to her.

by Wahwahweewah October 25, 2013

weiner sweats

Sweat pants worn by a man where you can see the bulge or outline of hisjunk or his camel tail

Tom was just walking around the house in his weiner sweats.

by dawnandderrick May 11, 2016

Weiner Connoisseur

1. Someone who is a fan of the weiner.
2. Someone who enjoys looking at or touching the shlong.
3. A man who is a participant in male to male anal or other sexual actions.

Forrest the first gay male to come out of the closet is known around the school for being a Weiner Connoisseur. The other kids at the school make fun of him for being a certified taste tester of the male genitalia.

by Xxxcammyalvaxxx May 16, 2018

Weiner Wearer

A male who looks young and also immature with a large penis.

The guy I hooked up with was a weiner wearer.
You are no man, you are a weiner wearer.
I want a man! Not a weiner wearer!

by Tmandaddy February 25, 2022

a weinstein

When a man jerks off into a potted plant in front of a horrified female witness.

We went out for sushi, but had to cut it short when my date pulled a weinstein with a ficus before dessert.

by Stains and Smears October 16, 2017