Weeding

is the process of being caught extracting unwanted plants from your green house where marijuana is grown, while smoking weed at the same time.

Dude 1: And then I went around the house and found Brian "weeding" in his greenhouse bro

by 33beegees May 8, 2013

Weedtard

A person who acts " retarded " meaning silly, goofy,absent minded. . Under the medicated state of marijuana. .

Omg! Did you really do that? You are such a weedtard!

by Tazfreak January 18, 2016

Sham-Weeding

Utilizing Products Advertised By Vince Offer Shlomi In Order To Smoke Your Weed. This Art Is Only Used As A Last Resort To Get Your Fix Of The Devil's Lettuce.

In Order To Do This, You Gotta Chop Up The Dope With The "Slap Chop" And Then Roll It In A Small Cut Of "Sham-Wow"

"Are You High Man?"

"Yeah, But I Lost My Pipe, So I Had To Resort To Sham-Weeding"

"Dude That Sucks... But At Least Youre High!"

by Sparkyyy2009 August 4, 2009

de-weeding

The taking of ones ass virginity.

Derived from the term ( deflowering )

Louis: "Hey dude, did you get Stacy's beak last weekend?"

Stephen:"No dude....but i did talk her into a nice De-weeding"

Louis: " Well what's that?"

Stephen: "I took her buttginity"

Louis: " Oh,.....Tru"

by Cap'n Huuq July 28, 2010

Weediquette

A code of behavior that delineates expectations for pot smoking etiquette according to contemporary conventional norms within a group of stoners.

Reggie: "Joan, you want greens?"

Chris: "I DO!"

Louis: "Dude, she didn't ask YOU? Not proper weediquette, man."

by atforpres March 3, 2011

weeding

the act of smoking pot/weed/reefer/ganja/mary jane/marijuana/buddha etc.

"Oh, last night me and Fed were weeding. Dude, we got soo smacked!!!"

by Mina Lee May 2, 2005

Weediction

Slight, but socially acceptable addiction to smoking weed, or "cannabis"

"3 blunts before breakfast? My man, you might have a weediction."

by Danthemanimal January 20, 2013