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That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top

1. The phrase that should replace "that's so gay" to avoid upsetting Hillary Duff

2. Suggests that all fashion-challenged people are homosexuals
Girl 1:"Do you like this top?"
Girl 2:"That's so gay"
*Hillary Duff walks in*
Duffy:"LIKE OMG! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY NOT SAY THAT!" "How would you like it if I said that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top?!"
Girl 2:"But why? We're lesbians..."
Girl 1:*cries*

Sponsored by the "Think Before You Make Gay Commercials Foundation"

Because being a fashion victim should not be synonymous with being gay.
by Liberator13th January 22, 2009
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Spider wEbbing

The act of not having a circular rotation for the piece/joint. You just end up passing it across the circle randomly, like a spider web.
"DAMNIT DUDE, NO SPIDER WEBBING, PASS IT IN ROTATION."
by somestonerchick November 28, 2011
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A useless and wasteful degree at University. Typically undertaken by people with no real skills.
What is he studying? Spanish and Portuguese? Yeah, basically Basket weaving and fingering children.
by TheDarkForehead February 14, 2017
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Girl wearing a skirt as a top

a less homophobic way to say "that's gay" .
Started by the iconic 2004 Hilary Duff commercial , as a way to be less homophobic
Friend 1 : is this out fit ugly

Friend 2 : yeah that is so , girl wearing a skirt as a top
by Kan't Vaccinate DemKids February 11, 2021
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wearing sweatpants

Being cranky as if on their period, or actually on their period.

Made from the fact that some people wear sweatpants when on their period and are cranky when PMSing.
Example 1:
Person 1: (chatting profanity online)
Person 2: are you wearing sweatpants today?

Example 2:
Person 1: (playing Call of Duty) DUDE WTF CAMPER NOOB stfu gtfo!!
Person 2: It's like you're wearing sweatpants whenever you play COD.

Example 3:
Person 1: My mom gets pissed off every time I do something lately.
Person 2: She must be wearing sweatpants.
by 12dan4 December 15, 2011
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wearing the corduroy

When a woman brings out lesbian feelings in another woman, even though both women are heterosexual. Inspired by corduroy-wearing lesbians.
Mary is wearing corduroy trousers today. Sally thinks Mary is hot, and has done for a while. Even though they are both straight, Mary has managed to elicit gay feelings from Sally, therefore Jen is wearing the corduroy.
by lolololol-haha March 31, 2011
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James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident

One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.

The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.

The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?

Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
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