Bird Watcher

When some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. Then many of the motorists "flip the bird" to said asshole.

That idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.

by Spaceman Sobchak November 7, 2011

Clock-Watcher

The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.

Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Disney Watcher

1)Any young girl or effeminate boy who watches the crap on the Disney channel on a regular basis.
2)Any pre-teen showing the obnoxious naiveness and innocence of prepubescence.

1) Thank god those fucking Disney watchers are off the bus, their squeaky voices piss me off.
2) No, those kids wouldn't buy your dope, dude, they're frickin' Disney watchers.

by Dan S 02 March 26, 2009

Watcher

Someone, typically a scrawny white male, who watches their significant other/spouse have sex with somebody else, typically a large black male. Effectively someone who watches as they get cucked.

Franklin: Hey dude my P.E. Teacher sounds like a watcher.
Ryan: What's a watcher?
Franklin: A super-cuck who watches while the black guy rails their wife.
Ryan: Yeah he does sound like a watcher.

by Arch Ytpetay January 7, 2021

watcher in the water

The Watcher in the Water is a gigantic squid-like creature that appears in The Fellowship of the Ring, the first book of JRR Tolkien's trilogy The Lord of the Rings. The Watcher in the Water rises out of the lake directly outside the entrance to Moria and attempts to pull Frodo into the water and (presumably) eat him. Many people believe the Watcher in the Water is heavily influenced by the Kraken.

Boutros: What if the Watcher in the Water had eaten Frodo?
Rumpelstiltskin: I guess we would have lost the War.

by Lord Boutros of the Northern Realm November 7, 2006

cock-watcher

Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.

That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Royal Watcher

A Royal Watcher is someone who enjoys following news and tabloid about celebrities, specifically information about royal families or people with royal titles.

"I have to TiVo that Prince William interview--I'm such a royal watcher."

by GrimLady May 26, 2008