pocket Washingtons

One-dollar bills.

Man, I'm just playing poker tonight but with all these pocket Washingtons it looks like I'm going to a strip joint.

by nznator August 31, 2009

Camp Washington

That place in which everything good or awesome happens.

Dude1: Do you think we could actually frolic in the meadow over yonder, or maybe go find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow or something dank like that?
Dude2: Are you serious dude? That stuff only happens at Camp Washington!

by the*moose*who*frolics*at*night December 13, 2009

The Walking Dead

A show better than fucking coronation street:)

Person: Did your watch coronation street last night?
Amazing person: No thats shit, I did watch the walking dead tho

by Nunyahhhhh February 12, 2018

Light Washing

Like whitewashing, but in the spiritual community. Glossing over bad intentions, crimes or scandals to cover up a 'light workers' bad deeds. Saying things like, 'yeah they did some bad things but look at all the good they do for their clients and the industry'

You know 'Mr. X' that psychedelic facilitator? I have heard so many terrible stories about him but it seems like all his followers and friends are totally Light Washing it.

by Journey with Alyssa November 30, 2021

Woke Washing

The act of casting actors in roles based on a politically correct attempt to equally represent every race, color,sexual preferences or creed regardless of actual talent, historical accuracy, or adherence orginal cannon.

Did you see the new Abraham Lincoln movie? They had him as a gay black man and his wife was a Korean muslim....Why do they have to be woke washing everything now!

by Mullet September 5, 2022

wanking ears

'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.

Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.

<Pete> brb, wank
<Dave> isn't your mum in?
<Pete> it's ok, my wanking ears will protect me

by Strach May 16, 2006

Washington apple

An alcohoic beverage made with equal parts Whiskey, Sour Apple Puckers, and Cranberry juice. Can be made as a martini, shot, or mixed drink. Taste strongly resembles apple juice.

We went to the bar last night and drank Washington Apples.

by A. Sugimoto August 23, 2006